Kitchen And Craft Wix Corner (Exciteable Bird, Enter At Own Risk)

worst wardrobe malfunction?

 

there's a haunted, abandoned house down the road, and they're dared to go in and spend the night. Responses?

 

Integritas elaborately stages every single one of his wardrobe malfunctions and they're all naughty-sexy and not cringeworthy, so that doesn't count at all.
Hallr really likes those tunic leather armors so he probably has them with some regularity but he's also kind of blasé about it.
I think Meraud pobably was caught out in summer, for combat training in a thin white robe in the courtyard. It kept getting more and more sheer from the sweat generated by exertion. then it rained. She wasn't wearing more than panties underneath. Cullen, who was one of the templars on guard duty almost died. It is not quite clear whether or not this was an intentional incident.
There's probably several instances in which Atish'an's refusal to wear anything but stolen clothes four sizes too big for her ended up with her basically being tits out for weeks despite technically wearing a shirt, but also like a) that's a feature as far as she's concerned and b) she doesn't even have any tits to speak of so most people chalk that up as a point in favor of 'this androgynous feral hooligan elf is a man'
Sylvia's clothes go rogue quite often and she doesn't really care, but the nigh on twelve hours she spent in a robe which kept awkwardly whipping in the wind in a way that showed entirely too enthusiastically that she was going commando at the time is certainly memorable.
Ryol is so terrified a wardrobe malfunction may happen to him that his clothes resemble dorian's on a sheer 'how many buckles are attached that close this' level. But he also wears a lot of white and light blue. Nothing has happened yet. Yet.

Meraud goes in, probably at the end of the night has elaborate contractual agreements with all present ghosts to further her own agenda
Idris D: 's a lot about it but ends up doing it anyways, probably because otherwise one of his friends will do the dare on their own instead. Even the worst poltergeist probably doesn't have the heat to attempt to scare him.
Brejan would do it for Dorian or Ryol, or her clan, but otherwise very firmly decline with quiet horror. She is miserable the entire time.
Ryol is just very owo about the entire prospect. Study time!!!!
Atish'an fears neither ghosts nor men and stares down any stray rattling furniture
Athim probably goes in with the plan to talk to the ghosts, but falls asleep really early and doesn't notice any funny business going on.
Hallr will try to do the same, and just like Athim just ends up not encountering any ghosts most likely, goes to sleep peacefully and wakes up with a bad pun on his lips as per usual
Sylvia does it, taunts the ghosts, is genuinely disappointed when nothing much happens and she has to play strip spin the bottle with merrill, anders and fenris to pass time instead.
Àedàn gleefully does any and all dares, always, so of course he goes in, is actually spooked by something really dumb and proceeds to spend the rest of the night hunkering in a corner growling at anyone coming close. Dorian is somehow actually charmed by this.
Asaaranda does it, lays the house's malicious spirits to rest, doesn't sleep but also appears pretty happy about a job well done
Saar-Raas flat out refuses. Nuh-uh. That's magic shit. He does not do magic shit.
Valentin will do the dare, probably be scared to hell and back and cling to Alistair a lot who pretends he isn't scared but is probably just as scared. they constantly cling to eachother. It kind of escalates halfway through the night when Tinny attacks and dismantels a wardrobe for making a noise

Spoiler: cw: animal death

and eats the rat that did it by biting its head of.

After that Alistair is honestly a bit more spooked by his boyfriend than any ghosts present. Tin tries to not be possessively and protectively hovering.
Marisela does not believe in ghosts, ends up in an elaborate counter-espionage-counter-assassining game of spot the agent while they do shit with the house's ghosts. She somehow comes out of it still not believing in ghosts but a lot of theories about the undercover cabal of spies operating out of that house. She tells absolutely no one about this but maintains the 'haunted house' story. Yvette Montilyet is convinced 'sela saw a real ghost! In Real Life! And he was handsome and proposed outrageously dirty things! How scandalous! No one has the heart to dissuade the young lady, least of all 'sela.
Wade is so fucking hype about the dare and he will end up so fucking scared before anything even happens. He gets too into things sometimes.
Elouan does the dare, very stoically pretends he isn't scared. He is. He is so scared. Aodh probably makes fun of him.
Tacitus spends the night as well, but unlike Elouan probably sneaks out and sleeps in the yard instead, convinced this will somehow be a safezone from ghosts. He refuses to reply to any comments to the effect that that is cheating.

 

interesting if slightly troubling retrospective on the series.
I need to preorder Tevinter Nights and then hope we get solid info on DA4 soon, i swear i'll vibrate myself apart if we don't hear anything soon

 

i can't sleep so

 

teggy?

 

Meraud?

 

- He would love his job if it weren't for his blood family; he is genuinely terrified of like 90% of them, which made catching genuine feelings for someone even more dishonest and shady than himself a bit of a headache for a tiny bit.
- There was absolutely no reason to become London's biggest whore to do said job, he could also pose as a manager, or a horrible landlord, this is just who he is as a person.

- Every single part of her life except for her son Ryol is a carefully calculated step in a very complicated dance routine that shifts in response to the other players on the board. What a delightfully confused metaphor! Either way, she is perfectly secure in saying that she did not end up the Hero of Ferelden by accident, nor Teyrna of Gwaren, nor any of the other fun titles. Sure, ten years ago she was aiming for Grand Enchanter, but That Bitch Fiona got there first, and ex-warden or not, no need to openly show contempt, though my, she heard some fascinating things about her.
- She does genuinely and fiercely and strongly love a lot of people and she is a caretaker at heart, but she is such a manipulative overly meddling little shit it's hard to tell from the outside who she's fucking with for her own amusement and who she is fucking with because she is trying to fix something about their life.

 

...ryol

 

atish'an

 

Nichrome!

 

He spent most of his tween years training himself out of his South-Eastern Orlesian accent by sheer power of daddy/mommy issues and spite and consciously acts out his Vaguely Mid-Fereldan Accent, which results in the stupidest mismatch of wordchoices and accents when he is tired, upset or drunk and he cannot fix that last bit, which pisses him off to no end.
Had he been brought up in Kinloch Hold he would have probably genuinely been a better student and scholar than his mother, and only his inability to follow rules and his years being a teenage rebel agent hampered him. He is catching up now, though, to his father's quiet concern.

She has no idea what her favorite food is. Every food is her favorite food. Food existing is her favorite thing about the world.
The only publication she would never miss an installment of, and that she always buys rather than stealing is the Randy Dowager Quarterly. And she genuinely reads all of that filth for the plot and the scandalous saccharine confessions and handholding and such, though she will swear up and down it's just for the sexy stuff.

She has probably stumbled upon at least three new groundbreaking rocket fuel distillation methods entirely by accident, solely because she was trying to invent a new way to cook up robot booze
She considers her entire frame a weapon in multiple ways and her second choice for alt-mode fix besides bomb was rifle-former.

 

ryol: fancy staff or fancy overcoat

 

Ooo, difficult. If the staff's dangerous as well as looking good he'd pick that, he's learned some practicality the hard way, but otherwise it's very very hard for him to choose. If the coat's made by Serica and the staff is purely decorative he'll choose the coat though.

 

Nichrome: engex or interface

 

Probably interface. The war makes being drunk off your aft a bit more dangerous, since you never know when your base might get attacked by specops, but you can shoot people even while turned on.

 

teggy: clothes or accessories

 

Accessories, honestly clothes are a very very optional thing in his mind, and he will generally wear as little as he can get away with.

 

some concepting for when i eventually make Atish'an into a MH OOAK