Back on my bullshit

'light'

 

Ivy already did that one, see previous page :P

 

fuk i missed that entirely
uhhhhhh in that case
bird

 

it seems appropriate that the only "bird" I can find is about Hawke :P

 

"honor" for WIP guessing game?

 

I do not write honorable people apparently :P no dice, try again?

 

Hmmm... "poison" then for the other side of the spectrum :P

 

apparently even in the "recovering from poison" fic I don't actually have poison specifically, but here's poisoned

 

my cat may be a spiteful asshole but she also came to cuddle literally as soon as I laid down and isn't that what really matters

 

chinhands
two different theaters are putting on two different versions of rocky horror (one's the proper stage show and the other a shadowcast screening) at the end of october
Which Do

 

S h a d o w c a s t (well if you're cool with yelling and SERIOUSLY off color jokes)

 

I mean both online listings say "audience participation welcome"

 

do I want 19k cullrian slowburn? yes. enough to put up with Tumblr Woke Cullen and frail panicky disaster Dorian who doesn't know what to do with surprise boners? not really.

 

ah and here i was about to ask for a rec
darn

 

the worst part is it's not even badly written, it's just.... very clearly Not Them
write your OCs instead, OP

 

i still can't get over people trying to write Cullen "I don't know what would have happened if we had met while I was still in Kirkwall and that thought keeps me awake at night" Rutherford as An Unproblematic Saint. let him be a work in progress. Let him have backslides he has to work through. He's so powerful the way he is written in canon.

 

also never has a man known what to do with a surprise boner more than dorian

ETA: ...they got it fucking backwards it's cullen who has no idea what to do with a surprise boner

 

help I've gotten sucked into Grey's Anatomy

 

Aesthetic: mountain dew can in a gold-rimmed Italian glass goblet

 

........... dorian pavus is that you?