clowntown daily dispatch (acey’s bejeweled baguette): currently screaming about fanfiction

I AM SHIPPER TRASH AND LOVE DISCUSSING SHIPS MY FRIEND

i have too many to do a top 5 overall (i have SO MANY) but. top 5 su ships, to narrow it down a bit:

1. pearlmethyst
2. rupphire
3. jam buds/connverse
4. pearlrose
5. amedot

 

Spoiler: su movie spoilers sorta

my ONLY complaint about the movie is that pumpkin did not appear

 

Spoiler: su movie spoilers

BABBY GARNET BEING FASCINATED BY A SPORK AGREE IF YOU AGREE

 

Spoiler: su movie spoilers

i continue to be convinced that michaela dietz just Is her character tbh

 

they didn’t need to make the ost for the movie slap so fucking hard but they did anyway

 

I’d argue they did need to make it slap so much, it’s THE Movie soundtrack.

 

this is true but holy shit it slaps even harder than i’d dared to hope

 

Top 5 outfits to wear.

 

this is TOO HARD because i have an extensive wardrobe, can i just do shirts maybe?

EDIT WAIT. would top five types of outfits work? i can’t get uber-specific but ye!

 

Sure would work!

 

Not in order but:
1. A cute summer dress and sandals
2. A t-shirt, skinny jeans, and flats
3. A t-shirt, a hoodie, a short skirt, leggings, and boots
4. A tank top, short skirt, and sandals
5. A tank top, shorts, and flats

 

Acey acey Acey can I do another top five for you bc I thought of a good one

 

Top five albums

 

YOU ABSOLUTELY MAY PLS SHARE

ohhhh that’s SUPER tough. i’ll just do one tmbg album so it won’t be totally accurate but:
1. john henry - tmbg
2. does the su movie ost count
3. artificial heart - jonathan coulton
4. theatre is evil - amanda palmer
5. electra heart - marina

 

honorable mentions include cool patrol by nsp and mandatory fun by weird al

 

Spoiler: su movie spoilers

so we know now that babby garnet was a bit of a ditz

we also have known for a while now that rose was a Dumbass

basically i just want to see the dumb shit they got up to during the war and pearl trying to be vaguely reasonable about things and failing

 

TELL ME YOUR TOP FIVE MEMES

 

OH MY GOODNESS HOW CAN I PICK UHHHH

not in order but:

1. steven’s knife
2. spiders georg
3. no it says never give up
4. TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN
5. pearl hates the irish (doubly funny to me bc i myself am half-irish and my humanstuck pearl has always been of irish descent herself)

 

btw y’all have NO IDEA how often the spiders georg thing comes up in my household. my dad loves it as a funny and good example of statistical outliers, we use the base meme a lot, and i have repeatedly suggested we should hire spiders georg to eat every wolf spider in our house. (he eats spiders daily anyway, he could totally make a career for himself there!)

(btw wolf spiders are only very mildly venomous, their bites apparently just cause mild pain and itching, but goddamn they creep me out)

 

i’m seriously arachnophobic (and no, the irony of the fact that i am dating someone with a spider avatar is not lost on me)

jumping spiders are kinda cute tho

and daddy longlegs inexplicably don’t bother me

but everything else is scary to me :(