Out of context quotes thread

Acey · Sep 27, 2019 at 11:52 AM

“they made california up for disneyland”

goldenflowertea · Sep 27, 2019 at 12:11 PM

I honk at you, I honk directly up to God, and I will never leave!

LadyNighteyes · Sep 27, 2019 at 12:36 PM

goldenflowertea said: ↑

I honk at you, I honk directly up to God, and I will never leave!
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Been playing Untitled Goose Game, I take it?

TheOwlet · Sep 27, 2019 at 2:10 PM

@KaidaShade

Hmmmm, cubes
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goldenflowertea · Sep 27, 2019 at 2:49 PM

LadyNighteyes said: ↑

Been playing Untitled Goose Game, I take it?
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Not PLAYING it, stealth and sandboxes are not my thing, but delighting in this article about it. Which you all should read, because it is a thing of beauty.

BaseDeltaZero · Sep 28, 2019 at 7:54 AM

Conservatives in my country are trying to ban "Almond milk" being called milk. Can we all agree this is dumb and petty? If you literally think that almonds are being milked then I don't know what to tell you without sounding ableist.
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BaseDeltaZero · Sep 28, 2019 at 8:09 AM

Some irony in the fact that whenever dudes get called out for racist shit that also happens to be exhaustingly unfunny the first response is always "HE'S A COMEDIAN," like I'm supposed to feel for someone who's both an asshole and bad at his job
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BaseDeltaZero · Sep 28, 2019 at 8:30 AM

@ any democratic senators who might be listening, try to get him to cry on camera when he’s compelled to testify so we have a good picture to put next to his name in the history books
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Loq · Sep 28, 2019 at 8:38 AM

victor hugo rising from the gay:
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BaseDeltaZero · Sep 28, 2019 at 8:41 AM

Legacy of the Void has some of the best characters, like “Good King Friendly,” “The Historian Who Gets Possessed By The Devil Because She Won’t Get A Haircut,” and “The Guy Whose Darth Vader Cosplay Was Described By Kylo Ren As ‘A Little Much’”
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budgie · Sep 28, 2019 at 9:50 AM

who doesn't appreciate a raptor with a firm handshake
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BaseDeltaZero · Sep 28, 2019 at 9:50 AM

the stakes are ''fuck you'' and ''i am catholic'' how's that for a story moron
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Codeless · Sep 28, 2019 at 5:05 PM

I think this maybe haunted the steak
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jacktrash · Sep 28, 2019 at 8:27 PM

BaseDeltaZero said: ↑

the stakes are ''fuck you'' and ''i am catholic'' how's that for a story moron
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is this matt murdock

LadyNighteyes · Sep 28, 2019 at 9:19 PM

I was picturing a time-traveling Richard Nixon watching this movie about a president who did crimes and would've got away with it too if it wasn't for those meddling journos, and he was like, "That's great, I think I'll go do Watergate! What are the odds I'd ever get caught?"
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BaseDeltaZero · Sep 29, 2019 at 12:29 AM

YOU STOLE MY FOOD I NEVER HAD AND PUT IT IN THAT BUCKET YOU'RE BRINGING TOWARD ME AND I AM GOING TO BEAT THE HECK OUT OF THIS GROUNDHOG NEAR ME BECAUSE OF IT, AND THEN TRY TO MURDER YOU.
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jacktrash · Sep 29, 2019 at 3:35 PM

I think this haunted the steak more than it grilled it.
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ChelG · Sep 29, 2019 at 5:40 PM

This is like trying to listen to Jean-Claude Van Damme mimicking Sylvester Stallone as quoted by Arnold Schwarzenegger, with a mouth full of Novocaine!
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LadyNighteyes · Sep 29, 2019 at 5:59 PM

I said:

I can't believe spiders were actually Alola Raichus this whole time.
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LadyNighteyes · Sep 29, 2019 at 8:52 PM

I can't believe the worm has comedic timing.
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Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

goldenflowertea this universe SUCKS but it is full of FRIENDS

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goldenflowertea this universe SUCKS but it is full of FRIENDS

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