that one really weird thing on your mind that is making you laugh your ass off

'You also like jackasses with a heart of gold, but like, you have your limits.'

i mean given what my favorite shipper moment with them is

yeah

Yeah

Spoiler: the favorite shipper moment for the curious

The moment in question is when Mustang is being A Massive Fuck and Hawkeye is like I am going to fucking shoot you. I will. You got like. Five seconds. You told me to do it and you're doing the shit and I am going to do it, asshole. I love me my assholes who will commit The War Crimes but also if you're going to go too far and you won't be pulled back out then we're going to take you behind the shed.

 

I was on one of my periodic AO3 Wanders, and I saw this:

 

Glenlivet is launching, essentially, whiskey tide pods. Regardless of your opinion thereof, the responses to this tweet are aces.

 

You’d think after what happened with actual tide pods they would realize this isn’t a good idea.

 

i agree that this is objectively a very silly idea, but i would be lying if i said i didn't d e e p l y want to sqluish one of those in my mouth

it's that good texture bay bee

 

i want to stick like twenty of them in my mouth at once and just

CHOMP

 

I want to sip them thru a tiny cocktail straw

 

I want to know why some classy expensive company was the one to try this when clearly it was an idea destined for the cheap and fun shit

 

the fruit is forbidden no more, rejoice

 

Adult Caprisun

 

one video i watched had a person note that plum wine tastes almost exactly like alcoholic caprisun and it's such an accurate observation, i love it

 

...

...

...holy fucking shit it does taste like that. HOLY FUKCING SHIT. WE NEED TO GET ON STICKING IT IN CAPRISUN PACKS.

 

There's nothing objectively funny about this

And yet

 

Kookaburra sits on an electric wire, hopping up and down cause his butt’s on fire~!

 

Edit: ok it didn't pick up the other half, it was someone on Twitter saying "IS THAT GEM LANGUAGE"

 

nooooooooooooooooooooo

 

this post
(TLDR: genius finds an unknown maybe-plant inside a coconut...... and eats it)

 

i thought 'never eat strange plants' was common sense but apparently not

 

Coconut mystery update: Apparently it's the coconut's cotyledon, and is actually edible. A+