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Loq · Nov 8, 2019

@Samahl Mahariel

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Loq · Nov 7, 2019

"Have you three met?"
"Should we have?" Mathias watched the red serpent push herself into the water, glimmering like a jewel herself.
"At the equinox, if this hadn't happened." Lukas, surprisingly, was the one to answer. "But no, Skirassar'vikhun hasn't brought her successor to the palace before that we're aware of. I was under the impression that the tradition was four meetings across the final year before Bonding?"
"Before-- that's her?"
Lukas shot him a warning glare, but Ingimar laughed above them. "Yes. What did you think 'vikhun' meant, Sturmhalt?"
"Is there still time to reconsider, Councilor?" Gulrauðr eyed Matt suspiciously from the speaking pool, practically delicate next to an elder's bulk. "Surely there are other candidates more suited to such... dedication."
"No, you're stuck with them both, I'm afraid." Ingimar pushed away from the plinth just enough to encircle Gulrauðr as well; despite her grumbling, the younger serpent went along easily enough. "Now, a moment to focus, please, and then we can get on with getting your bondmates up to speed."
"They're not my anything yet," Gulrauðr sulked, but fell silent afterwards.
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Loq · Nov 8, 2019 at 3:51 PM

"C'mon, man," he muttered, reaching over to drag his fingers through what he could reach of Lukas' hair, "wake up. Don't let me do this alone, you know I'll fuck it up for both of us." But if he was going to fuck it up alone, the healer was right; he might as well fuck it up alone and dressed.
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needs........ more yearning

Loq · Nov 8, 2019 at 4:31 PM

"You know you're a genius, right?" Matt muttered to the sleeping blond. "Could really use some of that genius right now, man." But Lukas remained unconscious, however much the crease between his brows made it look like he had his thinking face on.
...oh, shit. Three days, Ingimar had said, between initial attack and the onset of madness, and that was for merfolk. What if it happened faster for humans? "Don't you go crazy on me, Luke." His throat tightened, already sore from breathing saltwater or so much Draconic or-- something else. "Don't even fucking think about it, alright? Don't even dream about it. You come back, you hear me?"
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>>>:3c

Loq · Nov 9, 2019 at 2:28 PM

lays down
I forgot arena existed and that ral has a canon voice
I Dislike The It

Loq · Nov 9, 2019 at 2:35 PM

Loq said: ↑

lays down
I forgot arena existed and that ral has a canon voice
I Dislike The It
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+: mile-a-minute speaking speed, the actual lines are fucking hilarious
-: he's way more nasal than I imagined, vaguely sounds like he's got a sore throat all the time, his accent's sliding all over the place

Loq · Nov 9, 2019 at 4:47 PM

mathias, blundering into at least three Major Historical Figures of his own country: hm these names sound vaguely familiar. hope they aren't important ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
(Ral, in the distance: I told you not to get into trouble you piece of shit stoner planeswalker time-traveler)

Loq · Nov 9, 2019

"Did you need something?"
"Answers, ideally, as well as you two gone."
"That makes three of us, if you'll point me in Mathias' direction."
"You lost him?" The man pinched the bridge of his nose; Lukas carefully flared his magic again, and yes, this was the nearest Fire-attuned mage. "Great. Delightful. Just what we needed. Here's to hoping he's smart enough to keep his mouth shut. It's only been three hours, how much can he have fucked up?"
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local physicist downgraded to unwilling babysitter, more at 11

Loq · Nov 9, 2019 at 9:21 PM

(also backup link here, if anyone wants to enjoy these idiots in full prose)

Loq · Nov 10, 2019 at 5:20 PM

"who invaded western and eastern Europe"
did you mean........ all of Europe

Loq · Nov 11, 2019 at 6:33 PM

"I can still speak Draconic, but not mind-to-mind."
"I doubt actual speaking is going to get through to her right now. Do serpents even have ears?"
"There's a question. Luke, how do sea serpents hear?"
"They don't have external ears, no. Does it matter?"
"Might make some things easier. Or harder! Do you happen to know how they hear, then?" The surf was a grounding chill against Matt's legs when he hit it; Zarek followed without even flinching.
"Not really. 'The Sea provides' is as close as they've been able or willing to tell us, and that doesn't mean much. Something like whales, maybe."
"However whales hear." Gold light flared around Zarek, and resolved into protective bubbles around his machinery; the waves parted around each component, though his clothes weren't given the same treatment.
"Well, they sing, I assume they can hear."
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when your characters are supposed to be discussing medicine and get off on a tangent about perception instead

Loq · Nov 12, 2019 at 3:03 PM

once @Mathias Sturmhalt figures out he can heal he'll literally be able to kiss the booboo better so naturally I need to inflict kids on him

Loq · Nov 12, 2019 at 3:51 PM

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once @Mathias Sturmhalt figures out he can heal he'll literally be able to kiss the booboo better so naturally I need to inflict kids on him
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I say this like Matt doesn't actually like kids
he definitely does, he's the Bad Decisions Older Brother and ironically an only child

TheOwlet · Nov 12, 2019 at 3:53 PM

I want you to know that everytime you write about him, some corner of my brain makes confused noises because Same? Name? Impossiblé?

Loq · Nov 12, 2019 at 3:54 PM

TheOwlet said: ↑

I want you to know that everytime you write about him, some corner of my brain makes confused noises because Same? Name? Impossiblé?
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I'm sorry he's been named Mathias since I was 14

Loq · Nov 12, 2019 at 3:55 PM

"All I did was clean her face up a little. Seawater's supposed to help serpents, and getting gunk out of wounds is, like, step one, right?"
"Yeah, but most gunk isn't evil curse-plague gunk."
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the most technical of magic discussions

TheOwlet · Nov 12, 2019 at 3:59 PM

Loq said: ↑

I'm sorry he's been named Mathias since I was 14
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So is mine adfhbvfsah (well almost...since i was 16 or so)

Loq · Nov 12, 2019 at 4:02 PM

Lukas: to prevent aetheric dissonance from interfering with the harmonics of your array, each world-essence involved must be carefully measured and balanced against its innate .......
Ral: particle physics, blah blah blah, and then you die :D
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Two Kinds Of Mage

Loq · Nov 12, 2019 at 4:03 PM

TheOwlet said: ↑

So is mine adfhbvfsah (well almost...since i was 16 or so)
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Mat(t)hias is just The Name Of Babby's First OC, clearly

Codeless · Nov 12, 2019 at 4:06 PM

I think mine was something obnoxious like Stormblade but I don´t remember. I just remember what I was into at the time.

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