clowntown daily dispatch (acey’s bejeweled baguette): currently screaming about fanfiction

(firefly voice) i’ll be in my bunk

 

my twitter is amepissed and y’all should follow me

 

plot twist: Pearl knew that Amethyst would eat the soaps and bought them for her as you might buy your girlfriend a box of chocolates

 

YES!! YES!!!!!

 

good tbh
if they hate pearl how tf would they get along with a pearl liker

 

if you hate pearl ur probably gonna hate me tbfh

 

If you hate pearl ur probably gonna defend the Irish

 

my half-irish ass is conflicted but i will defend pearl over my heritage

 

sorry mom

 

I wanna make a joke about like, ur mom can defend the irish from your ass or something

 

look if “killed by pearl stevenuniverse over my irish ancestry” is how i go so be it

 

So where did the Pearl hates the Irish thing come from, anyway?

 

oh man it’s a journey

 

going Buckwild on twitter dot com rn

 

belatedly doin’ this

 

girls on tinder be having questionable taste in music

 

Is tinder good for lgbtq people? I thought it was a straight hookups thing.

 

you CAN find queer people but it is Not Ideal and i keep coming across straight couples looking for threesomes too?? le sign.

 

I vaguely remember seeing a lesbian-only dating app on the App Store a few years back, I wonder if it's still up?