clowntown daily dispatch (acey’s bejeweled baguette): currently screaming about fanfiction

Discussion in 'Your Bijou Blogette' started by Acey, Dec 15, 2018.

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do you enjoy the theme to malcolm in the middle

  1. yes

    33.3%
  2. no

    13.3%
  3. maybe

    26.7%
  4. i don’t know

    40.0%
  5. can you repeat the question?

    63.3%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. Everett

    Everett local rats so small, so tiny

    big if true
     
    • Agree x 1
  2. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

    look i’m just saying that pearl as aziraphale and amethyst as crowley is Too Perfect and it needs to exist
     
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  3. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

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    my trainer cute
     
    • Agree x 4
    • Winner x 3
  4. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

    *swipes left on every girl who reminds me of the girls who were awful to me over me being “weird”
    in high school*
     
    • Witnessed x 4
    • Agree x 1
  5. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

    fuck it i’m buying a makeup set because i’m in a bad mood and it’s a good deal and i deserve happiness dammit
     
    • Like x 4
  6. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

    ASK ME ABOUT MY FANFICTION
     
  7. paladinkit

    paladinkit brave little paladin

    ACEY WHEN DO WE GET THE WHOLE ROADTRIP AU
     
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  8. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

    SOMEDAY, i am focusing on pearl, interrupted currently but i’m working on the road trip au when i get the inspiration!!
     
    • Like x 2
  9. paladinkit

    paladinkit brave little paladin

    I'm v excited about pearl interrupted too so this is a win-win tbh
     
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  10. What are your ethnicity headcanons for the human gems?
     
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  11. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

    • Garnet is black, as is Ruby. Sapphire...not sure, but it’s my headcanon that she went gray fairly young in PI? Which isn’t an ethnicity headcanon but I felt like mentioning it.
    • Pearl is Irish, and I swear I’ve had that headcanon since long before the Pearl Hates The Irish meme came about. She is a ginger and I will die on that hill.
    • Amethyst is ambiguously mixed-race, definitely partially Hispanic but who knows what else.
    • Peridot is Ashkenazi. She’s actually a practicing Jew (at least partially because she likes Rules (TM)), and her Bat Mitzvah ceremony was definitely a fucking disaster because this is Peridot we’re talking about here.
    • Jasper is Mexican.
    • Lapis is kind of uncertain for me, def Pacific Islands but I haven’t decided exactly where. Her eyes aren’t actually blue, but her contact lenses are.
    • Rose is Greek.
     
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  12. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

    look i keep seeing blonde pearl but like...she’s a redhead in my heart okay
     
    • Like x 2
    • Agree x 1
  13. Anomal(eee)

    Anomal(eee) Grumblepunk Gremlin

    She's strawberry enough in the show that I could definitely see her as a redhead
     
    • Agree x 2
  14. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

    I HAVE A DATE TODAY
     
    • Winner x 10
  15. GOOD LUCK
     
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  16. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

    Yeah, I could see her as a strawberry blonde, but like...not any other shade of blonde, personally?
     
  17. Anomal(eee)

    Anomal(eee) Grumblepunk Gremlin

    Yeah, same. Yellow Pearl makes sense to me as a blonde, but Pearl? Not so much
     
    • Agree x 2
  18. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

    Yeah, I tend to headcanon YP and BP as blonde and Pearl and WP/PP as redheads?

    BONUS ROAD TRIP AU HEADCANONS: Pearl is the youngest of four daughters, with Bianca (WP/PP) being the oldest and Gilda (YP) and Cyan (BP) being twin middle children. Bianca snuck out and got in a severe car crash when Pearl was 13 or so, which left her with a missing eye and severe brain damage (she was essentially lobotomized)—this led to their already-overprotective tiger parents becoming even stricter, to Pearl’s chagrin, which is why she began to rebel against them.
     
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  19. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

    HAD EXCELLENT DATE!!!
     
    • Winner x 10
  20. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

    why have i never seen a supernatural au where pearl is a fairy of the terrifying folkloric variety. just. imagine strangely unsettling fae pearl who isn’t necessarily trying to freak you out but is absolutely succeeding anyway and would frankly be scary intense even if she weren’t a weird-ass fairy. that’s good shit.
     
    • Agree x 3
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