Bad, Hilarious, Or Just Absurd Baby Names

Chaz Bottoms.

 

Britni.

 

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Got a Jonathan Harker. I want to know so bad if they knew.

 

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It's the name of Dracula's gay crush one of the main characters from Dracula.

 

congrats you met an actual vampire thrall?

 

Krimzyn.

 

an informative take relevant to this thread

 

Seen today: firstname of Bincy

 

Here’s one that’s cursed on EVERY level:

 

Here’s a badass name for a change: Kevin Razor.

 

Okay, yeah, Razor might be the most bitchin’ last name ever.

 

Watched a livestream with a guy named Dan Truelove. Him and Kevin Razor need to be in a buddy cop movie together.

 

Just saw a comment on instagram: "My daughter wants to be a baker just like you when she grows up! Her name is Sephora."

 

Here's a question, who the fuck names their child Aryan?

 

1) someone really really bigoted
2) someone really really ignorant
3) someone who really really can't spell aaron

 

This week ive encountered both a Jaysen and a Jaycie.

 

I’ve seen Jaycie, but Jaysen made me wince. WHY.

 

A small lad named Nixon was in the store today.

Not the president *I'd* choose to name my kid after, but you... do you, I guess...