Bad, Hilarious, Or Just Absurd Baby Names

This is precisely why I can’t stand the name Reagan, but Nixon somehow manages to be worse...

 

maybe because reagan has dubious plausible deniability but nixon doesn't?

like adolph might get a side eye but hitler sure as shit gets a wtf face

 

Emalee

 

Dannyell.

 

And their brother and sister, Bennscream and Sueshriek???

 

I’m guessing it’s an alternative spelling of Danielle, but holy hell is it a bad one.

 

dannyelling at their parents for giving them such a bad name

 

dannya'll

I'll see myself out now

 

danny’all’d’ve

 

first name Laythan.

 

Kream.

 

i'm so uncomfortable on so many levels

 

The last name Clowney. Yes, seriously.

 

Cage Barney.

 

sounds more like a dying wish than a name

 

Raddix is the newest bad celebrity baby name.

Raddix.

 

I had to google and confirm I wasn't insane and that's like, a thing and

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radix_(disambiguation)

I was... correct

Wow that's a nerdy name

 

if margaret peterson haddix had been born in the 80s she’d be

margaret peterson raddix

 

Siblings Brettley and Briley.

 

The first name Raynee (for the spelling) and the surname Mordick (for the obvious reason).