That Expensive Card Game (MtG)

Oh that is fucking hilarious
Planes can't be interesting, they gotta be completely flat and totally harmless, otherwise WHAT ARE WE DOING, HOW CAN WE SUPPORT THIS

 

I love that if you don't know the story, all Dovin's Acuity shows us is that he can count to six

Much acuity very smort

 

GUESS WHO GOT BACK INTO MAGIC

I have like, no cards, but I'm going to scrape this together for a simic sea monster casualish commander deck for the MtG Club here at uni

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Commander (1)

• 1x Tatyova, Benthic Druid
  

Artifacts (2)

• 1x Wayfarer’s Bauble
  
  
• 1x Simic Signet
  

Creatures (10)

• 1x Nimbus Swimmer
  
  
• 1x Scourge of Fleets
  
  
• 1x Simic Sky Swallower
  
  
• 1x Tromokratis
  
  
• 1x Lorthos, the Tidemaker
  
  
• 1x Slinn Voda, the Rising Deep
  
  
• 1x Stormtide Leviathan
  
  
• 1x Breaching Leviathan
  
  
• 1x Inkwell Leviathan
  
  
• 1x Deep-sea Kraken
  

Enchantments (3)

• 1x Khalni Heart Expedition
  
  
• 1x Deep Freeze
  
  
• 1x Imprisoned In the Moon
  

Instants (21)

• 1x Fog
  
  
• 1x Nature’s Claim
  
  
• 1x Rapid Hybridization
  
  
• 1x Arcane Denial
  
  
• 1x Disdainful Stroke
  
  
• 1x Haze of Pollen
  
  
• 1x Lull
  
  
• 1x Negate
  
  
• 1x Reality Shift
  
  
• 1x Respite
  
  
• 1x Unravel the Aether
  
  
• 1x Unsubstantiate
  
  
• 1x Beast Within
  
  
• 1x Dissipate
  
  
• 1x Rebuild
  
  
• 1x Void Shatter
  
  
• 1x Aetherize
  
  
• 1x Dismiss
  
  
• 1x Plasm Capture
  
  
• 1x Rewind
  
  
• 1x Aetherspouts
  

Sorceries (22)

• 1x Prey Upon
  
  
• 1x Reason // Believe
  
  
• 1x Broken Bond
  
  
• 1x Explore
  
  
• 1x Farseek
  
  
• 1x Rampant Growth
  
  
• 1x Compulsive Research
  
  
• 1x Counsel of Soratami
  
  
• 1x Cultivate
  
  
• 1x Divination
  
  
• 1x Far Wanderings
  
  
• 1x Grow from the Ashes
  
  
• 1x Search for Tomorrow
  
  
• 1x Concentrate
  
  
• 1x Deep Analysis
  
  
• 1x Forsee
  
  
• 1x Harmonize
  
  
• 1x Unexpected Results
  
  
• 1x Whelming Wave
  
  
• 1x Soul’s Majesty
  
  
• 1x Ugin’s Insight
  
  
• 1x Urban Evolution
  

Lands (40)

• 1 Bant Panorama
  
  
• 1 Esper Panorama
  
  
• 1 Evolving Wilds
  
  
• 1 Terramorphic Expanse
  
  
• 18 Forest
  
  
• 18 Island
  

 

the War Of The Spark novel is super super gay and I'm v happy with it
possibly not worth the $27 it cost hardback but definitely Good Book

 

going to an Eldraine pre-release next week

am the big hype

 

Muttering "cats can have little a salami" every time I recur Cauldron Familiar

 

deathless knight in golgari food decks is fun

 

been poking around a bit again with a local buddy, currently running green/black saproling shenanigans. WG and WBG also appeal, but you gotta focus somewhere. make the saprolings and sacrifice the saprolings and watch the vampires do their things!

 

can I recommend a little friend called Slimefoot?

 

Got some! Also Blood Artists to help Slimefoot do the job, and Bloodthirsty Aerialists to get big and stronk from all that life gain.

 

that sounds fun to run

I have finally made a black deck
idk if it's GOOD exactly but it sure is annoying!

 

working on making an annoying blink-flicker control deck, will update later

 

so before The Plague Times I bought a bunch of cards for cheap off a student who got tired of lugging them back and forth between semesters. for various reasons (spoons, we've moved twice, organization issues...) I'm only just now going through them, and

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guys. I have a card old enough to reference ante now. I'm dying.