clowntown daily dispatch (acey’s bejeweled baguette): currently screaming about fanfiction

where! are! the! weird! girls! on! tinder!!!

 

You are them

 

yeah but i want more

 

acey fusion w wierd girls on tinder to creat taller weird girl, powerful levels of weird and also wlw power

 

guess who's sick :')

(spoiler alert: acey)

 

goals: peak soft gorl

 

You’re already soft, I think you can do it!

 

how soft is acey

 

california season reviews
winter: too cold, also sometimes it fucking pours?? bad
spring: would be really lovely if i didn't have terrible seasonal allergies
summer: TOO HOT I DIE
fall: the ONLY good season

 

Squishy with semi-pastel aesthetic, v baby-faced, 7/10 soft.

 

pls

 

back at you - Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl!

alternatively the homeworld trio :D

 

for the cgs:
• get randomly assigned as your lab partner for a whole semester: pearl. pearl would get me an a in science and that would be impossible otherwise. also talk about a meet cute
• get trapped with on a broken elevator for ten hours: garnet could probably get us out of the elevator, i feel like. if not, i feel like she'd still be cool to hang with, and she'd be a lot calmer than me. :P
• get as my employee trainer for my new job at McDonalds: amethyst, because she'd be FUN. she'd make work fun!

for the homeworld trio:
• get randomly assigned as your lab partner for a whole semester: lapis, because tbh she's probably the closest to the emo kids i knew in high school and they were usually decent to me.
• get trapped with on a broken elevator for ten hours: peridot. please sperg at me for ten hours peri i will enjoy it
• get as my employee trainer for my new job at McDonalds: jasper i guess??

 

actually, i changed my mind. stuck in an elevator with lapis because she's been through worse and is the least likely to lose her shit there, lab partner peridot for the same reasons as pearl.

 

The Diamonds from Su?

 

which ones??

 

Lets say Blue, Yellow, White.

 

lab partner: hmm. white is enough of a perfectionist weirdo that she could actually be an asset
elevator: yellow by default because being stuck with blue crying in there is the worst case scenario
mcdonald's: blue i guess haha

that one was hard :P

 

i'm getting a car soon????

 

aceymobile: tmbgehicle