Back on my bullshit

Discussion in 'Your Bijou Blogette' started by Loq, Dec 16, 2018.

  1. TheOwlet

    TheOwlet A feathered pillow filled with salt and science

    Yen No
     
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  2. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    Istridd: while you had a normal childhood, I studied the blade magick
     
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  3. KingStarscream

    KingStarscream watch_dogs walking advertisement

    THE FUCKING STUFFED UNICORN MAKES AN APPEARANCE IN W3 TOO AND I LOSE IT EVERY TIME
     
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  4. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    APPARENTLY GERALT BROKE IT BY FUCKING TOO HARD AND IM DYING
     
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  5. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    mmmmmmm istredd is a biiiiiitch
     
  6. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    every other word out of istredd's mouth is bullshit but I'm glad geralt being touch-starved is canon
     
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  7. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    istredd: you are DISTRACTING YENNEFER with your WILES and DISTRACTING WAYS and this is clearly the only reason she hasn't said yes to my proposal (yet)
    geralt: sounds like someone hasn't been drinking his Respect Yennefer Juice. you fool. you utter buffoon. you think I could distract yennefer for one microsecond longer than she wanted to be distracted? yennefer owns both our asses and sometimes deigns to tug one leash or the other. sit down magic man.
     
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  8. sirsparklepants

    sirsparklepants feral mom energies

    THIS IS GIVING ME LIIIIIIIFE I love. Yen. So much and also the other two
    Also this is incredibly incredibly #me tysm I fucking died laughing
     
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  9. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    POLY YEN CANON???
     
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  10. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    RESPECT POLY YENNEFER JUICE
     
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  11. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    yen: I refuse to choose between you and istredd
    istredd: we'll have to decide for her. duel me.
    geralt, suddenly holding the idiot man ball: this makes perfect sense and in no way contradicts the arguments I just had with both of you. time and place, motherfucker.
     
  12. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    geralt of rivia, an eternal mood
     
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  13. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    Jaskier literally composing ballads in the middle of waxing poetic about whorehouses, and complaining he can't finish it because somebody turned him down
    @sirsparklepants your fic is canon
     
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  14. sirsparklepants

    sirsparklepants feral mom energies

    PERFECTION
     
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  15. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    geralt, hired to be a mermaid translator: oh sweet mother of fuck please don't make me be diplomatic
     
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  16. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    oh my god Jaskier literally lecturing on the history and importance of festivals
    we are two inches from shit posting becoming canon
     
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  17. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    jaskier
    sir
     
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  18. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    geralt and jaskier dressing each other and mock-scolding each other for manners for a banquet
    I am DEAD
     
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  19. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

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    canon Jaskier and Geralt interaction
     
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  20. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

     
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