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ChelG · Feb 14, 2020 at 6:15 PM

Researchers observe that laser is successfully blocked by horse.
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BaseDeltaZero · Feb 14, 2020 at 8:12 PM

ChelG said: ↑

Researchers observe that laser is successfully blocked by horse.
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Only if you're not using enough laser.

TheSeer · Feb 14, 2020 at 10:51 PM

that’s just a hazard of working in a maze filled with disembodied heads
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ChelG · Feb 15, 2020 at 9:38 AM

Yes, apparently it is sacrilegious to kick someone in the Little Evil Priest of Evil.
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Wormwitch · Feb 15, 2020 at 10:22 AM

But I doubt it’s your height unless the people you’re bumping into are disembodied heads, in which case that’s just a hazard of working in a maze filled with disembodied heads.

budgie · Feb 15, 2020 at 3:23 PM

This hand requires that you have a hand.

BaseDeltaZero · Feb 15, 2020 at 6:30 PM

"I was wearing a cream-colored blouse with bright purple polka-dots, a fleece jacket with pink and red horizontal stripes and an olive green mini. I was wearing lavender flip-flops with lime green tube socks over my mustard yellow tights. I also had on a bra and panties, but they were under the rest of my clothes so you couldn't see them. I had dyed my hair blue and put it in buns like Princess Leia from Star Wars."
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ChelG · Feb 15, 2020 at 6:31 PM

so it seems Tess is in fact too dumb to realise she has a nose.
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LadyNighteyes · Feb 15, 2020 at 6:44 PM

BaseDeltaZero said: ↑

"I was wearing a cream-colored blouse with bright purple polka-dots, a fleece jacket with pink and red horizontal stripes and an olive green mini. I was wearing lavender flip-flops with lime green tube socks over my mustard yellow tights. I also had on a bra and panties, but they were under the rest of my clothes so you couldn't see them. I had dyed my hair blue and put it in buns like Princess Leia from Star Wars."
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A lot of goths stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

goldenflowertea · Feb 15, 2020 at 7:00 PM

"I would make fabulous babies. They'd be born swearing and clutching packets of Benson and Hedges, bless their hypothetical little hearts, and railing against the patriarchy, and they'd very quickly rule the world."

Wingyl · Feb 15, 2020 at 8:26 PM

"are there any other hidden alpine burgers I need to know about???"

budgie · Feb 15, 2020 at 8:49 PM

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"are there any other hidden alpine burgers I need to know about???"
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Pls tell me of the forbidden burgers

Wingyl · Feb 15, 2020 at 8:56 PM

a hat in time has random burgers hidden in a bunch of places in Alpine Skyline as an easter egg

ChelG · Feb 16, 2020 at 6:30 AM

"... You think the Reaper's name is Fred Death?"
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ChelG · Feb 16, 2020 at 7:54 AM

"Who ate my leftovers? I was going to mutate those..."
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BaseDeltaZero · Feb 16, 2020 at 11:45 AM

Even once the translation project is finished, it's going to take a bit to go from instructions along the lines of 'AND THEN TAKE A HUGE HONKING RIP OF WARPSTONE COCAINE AND JUST FUCKING GO NUTS ON THE RADIOACTIVE DEATH ORB' to something buildable and usable by humans.
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ChelG · Feb 16, 2020 at 12:42 PM

"Of course, Jesus commanded that we are to create havoc, persecution, and suffering in His name, did he not? Oh, that's right; He didn't!"
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LadyNighteyes · Feb 16, 2020 at 1:47 PM

My Sibling said:

Boss makes a dollar/I make a dime/That's why I steal Band-Aids.
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Camber · Feb 16, 2020 at 2:05 PM

me dad said:

Oh my command of youthsprachen is well groovy
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LadyNighteyes · Feb 16, 2020 at 3:24 PM

All joking aside, “a colossal monster that only you can perceive very slowly approaching from an enormous distance“ could be a fun Bane to play with even if it’s not a giant, operatically screaming meatball.
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BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

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Wormwitch I'm building a squishmallow army!

budgie not actually a bird

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