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Loq · Feb 15, 2020 at 1:36 PM

Ciri: geralt tell me a bedtime story
Geralt: I don't know any stories
Ciri: bullshit, someone told you stories when you were little
Geralt, internally screaming: ha ha..... yes...... repurposed moral training it is.........

Loq · Feb 15, 2020

"Instead of coming here to Brokilon you could have skinned up a tree and stayed there, at the very top, until Kistrin's desire to wed had waned."
"Are you mocking me?"
"Uh-huh."
"Know what? I can't stand you."
"That's dreadful, Ciri. You've stabbed me in the very heart."
"I know." She nodded gravely, sniffling, and then clung tightly to him.
"Sleep well, Ciri," he muttered, breathing in her pleasant little-bird scent. "Sleep well."
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DAD GERALT GIVES ME LIFE

TheOwlet · Feb 15, 2020 at 1:51 PM

Every fic whhich casts Jaskier as the one that's good with kids is WRONG and that is CANON

Loq · Feb 15, 2020 at 1:56 PM

Jaskier is both convinced of his own importance and status and utterly terrified of being Tied Down (except to his art), at best he is pleasantly baffled by children
unfortunately, he is not (yet) on Ciri's Forest Adventure so I have no proof, but somehow I doubt he'd be snuggling and feeding and teasing a little brat of a runaway princess like Geralt does

Loq · Feb 15, 2020 at 1:59 PM

tbh I don't think it's happening this book but I am dying to see how Jaskier reacts to Geralt dadding his new duckling
this???? his horrible goblin of a boyf???? who hates any sort of emotional vulnerability and yeets potential new friends away from himself at the speed of light?????? making up bedtime stories??????

Loq · Feb 16, 2020 at 3:32 AM

the ultimate irony of the one who's best at maps on this trip being legally fucking blind

Loq · Feb 16, 2020 at 3:35 AM

ah, geralt has run away from his new daughter in the night, all is back to normal

Loq · Feb 16, 2020 at 5:50 AM

for all we see Geralt get unfairly turned away, like..... there is also a fair dose of He Who Fights Monsters going on with them visually, especially when they're doped up for a fight

"Sir-"
The kind stranger turned his head. Yurga barely stifled a scream.
The stranger's face was white- white and porous, like cheese drained and unwrapped from a cloth. And his eyes... Ye Gods, something howled inside Yurga, his eyes!
"Behind the cart. Now," the stranger rasped. It was not the voice Yurga had heard from him before.
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Loq · Feb 16, 2020 at 6:05 AM

Loq said: ↑

for all we see Geralt get unfairly turned away, like..... there is also a fair dose of He Who Fights Monsters going on with them visually, especially when they're doped up for a fight
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and yet, despite it, Yurga is a Good Dude

"I forgot to thank you..."
"It's not you who should be doing the thanking, sir, but me. You saved my life, you suffered an injury in my defence. And me? What did I do? I bandaged a wounded man, who'd fainted away, and put him on my cart and didn't leave him to expire. It's an ordinary matter, Witcher, sir."
"It's not so ordinary, Yurga. I've been left... in similar situations... like a dog..."
The merchant, lowering his head, said nothing. "Well, what can I say, it's a base world," he finally muttered. "But that's no reason for us all to become despicable. What we need is kindness."
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Loq · Feb 16, 2020 at 6:18 AM

GERALT CHUGGING THAT RESPECT WOMEN JUICE

re Geralt's childhood abandonment said:

"Do you hate that woman, Geralt?"
"My birth mother? No, Calanthe. I presume she had a choice... Or perhaps she didn't? No, but she did; a suitable spell or elixir would have been sufficient... A choice. A choice which should be respected, for it is the holy and irrefutable right of every woman."
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Loq · Feb 16, 2020 at 6:25 AM

geralt: okay I need these two potions out of my kit, one goes on the wound and one goes in me
yurga: yes sir of course sir
visenna, A Real Healer: why in the Fuck are you taking hallucinogens as a painkiller you goddamn idiot, stop that and get a normal painkiller

Loq · Feb 16, 2020 at 7:47 AM

I
love
the embodiment of death in this universe
and hey more canon confirmation that Geralt's a suicidal mess but y'know

"Not today," she said. "One day, yes. But not today."
"You have taken everything from me-"
"No," she interrupted. "I do not take anything. I just take people by the hand. So that no one will be alone at that moment, alone in the fog."
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TheOwlet · Feb 16, 2020 at 7:48 AM

LOVE THAT DEATH

Loq · Feb 16, 2020 at 8:14 AM

"Geralt, don't leave me here! I'll never survive by myself! Don't leave me!"
"You must be insane, Dandelion," the Witcher said, leaning over in the saddle. "You must be mad with fear, if you could think I'd leave you in the middle of a war. Give me your hand and jump up on the horse."
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MY
BOYS

Loq · Feb 16, 2020 at 8:17 AM

"Hey, not like that! Do you want to break Roach's back?"
"Is it Roach? Roach was a bay, and she's a chestnut."
"All of my horses are called Roach. You know that perfectly well; don't try to distract me."
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geralt: if I name them all the same thing they're the same immortal horse right

Loq · Feb 16, 2020

GERALT AND CIRI FINDING EACH OTHER AFTER THE FALL OF CINTRA

IS 10000% BETTER IN THE BOOKS
I AM LIVING

Loq · Feb 16, 2020

[Yurga] saw the girl suddenly start, run... He heard her shrill, piercing cry.
"Geralt!"
The Witcher turned away from his horse with a swift, agile movement and ran to meet her. Yurga stared open-mouthed; he had never thought a man could move so quickly.
They came together in the centre of the farmyard. The mousy-haired girl in a grey dress, and the white-haired Witcher with a sword on his back, all in black leather gleaming with silver. The Witcher bounding softly, the girl trotting; the Witcher on his knees, the girl's thin hands around his neck, mousy hair on his shoulders.[...]
"Geralt!" the little girl repeated, clinging to the Witcher's chest. "You found me! I knew you would! I always knew!"
"Ciri," said the Witcher.
Yurga could not see his face hidden among the mousy hair. He saw hands in black gloves squeezing the girl's back and shoulders.
"You found me! Oh, Geralt, I was waiting all the time! For so very long... We'll be together now, won't we? Say it, Geralt! Forever! Say it!"
"Forever, Ciri."
"It's like they said! Geralt! It's like nanny and grandmama said! Am I your destiny? Say it! Am I your destiny?"
Yurga saw the Witcher's eyes, and was very astonished. He heard his wife's soft weeping, felt the trembling of her shoulders. He looked at the Witcher and waited, tense, for an answer he knew he would not understand.
"You're more than that, Ciri. So much more."
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DAD GERALT FOREVER

Loq · Feb 16, 2020 at 9:49 AM

me: I shall bring two (2) books because that's all I can fit in my suitcase
me, set loose on vacation: 100 euro can buy many books

Loq · Feb 16, 2020 at 9:53 AM

"file under: deep space isolation | monster spaceship | psychic powers | all-powerful AI"
me, banging my little goblin fists on the table: psychic spaceship psychic spaceship!!!!!!

Loq · Feb 16, 2020 at 9:54 AM

Homestuck really ruined me for sentient technology huh

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