Back on my bullshit

for that matter, why does geralt know about lactic acid and anaerobic cellular respiration but not gravitational tides

 

YOU HAVE GIVEN ME A GIFT

I was gonna say "more relevant to his life" but like. Werewolves. Sea monsters. So I can't even say that.

 

EXCUSE ME

Spoiler: blood of elves plot?

WHAT EXACTLY IS POSSESSING CIRI

 

sighs in asexual
can we go one book without a new character trying to fuck geralt please

 

if I fudge her age a little...... knife elf gess can be ghilan's niece........ >:3c
shoves canons closer together

 

WITCHERS KNOW ABOUT GENETICS BUT NOT LUNAR FUCKING TIDES

 

tbh that makes sense, considering the entire mutation thingy?

 

this author drinks his respect women juice and I appreciate that

 

simultaneously teaching ciri how to do her makeup if she wants and elven cusses
A+

 

ciri is such a little shit and I love her

 

when the fantasy herbal medicine is not only all European-native but also probably actually effective
rolls in Witcher novels, purring

 

garlic, bread mold (penicillin), saffron, and angelica (wild celery), ftr

 

*rubs my hands together gleefully* thank you for enabling me

 

ah, our first slip: there are turkeys
why are there turkeys
I approve of their portrayal as idiot bastard birds, but still

 

ulien things that will probably never get screentime
-he really is a very pious dude, it's just that when you worship dragons you get to points like "right of hoarding", "finders keepers", and "blood sacrifice"
-when he actually does get attached to someone, that's it, they're his for life. he will die for you. he would rather kill for you, and bring you shinies and food. (unfortunately, This Party. exactly one person has earned his loyalty, and it's an offscreen npc we likely won't be seeing again.)
-despite now being ostensibly one of the most powerful people on the planet, he's got a lot of street kid damage. he'd be a natural magpie anyway, but the hoarding (compounded by Dragon Morals), sleep and eat when and where you can, caching if he expects to be able to come back someplace-- it's useful for adventuring, but that's not where any of it started.
-(relatedly, he can also sew fairly well)

honestly. I kind of want to reuse him for a more character-focused game, but I don't know anyone else who plays pathfinder and his background is full of homebrew shit anyway...... don't talk to me about 5e, 5e sorcs are weak as hell and their draconic bloodline doesn't go half so hard

 

afaict there is no point to me being in today- short shift and we can't work anything out while inventory's going- but here I am, on what's probably gonna be the nicest day of the month, trapped inside
OTL

 

(fake discourse, or rather fake inverse discourse: bc of his Tragic Backstory(TM) Ulien is a cinnamon roll who can do no wrong, even though he casually murderhobos incinerates and steals his way across multiple continents and worships a Lawful Evil dragon-god)

 

As we know, tragic backstory immediately makes a cinnamon roll.

 

this being ~2 years past where the show has got to, Jaskier really is aging oddly if they intend to keep the timeline intact-- he'd have met Geralt almost seventy years ago, which would make him 90ish instead of 40ish, since he's supposed to be 18 at that point

 

MY!!!!! BOY!!!!!