clowntown daily dispatch (acey’s bejeweled baguette): currently screaming about fanfiction

PLS

 

Gnome bard with the prestidigitation cantrip. Anything can be sparkles whenever you want

 

i'm gonna use prestidigitation to piss someone else's pants

 

see this shit is why you're a gnome

 

I was also gonna say gnome. Bard works, but chaos sorcerer would work too, I can totally see you rolling on a wild magic table.

 

As your future DM, i beg you, please dont piss someone elses pants.

 

aw maaaan

 

You can use water to make it look like they did and embarrass them

 

but then they won't have to deal with piss smell, can i bottle up some piss and throw it at them?

 

Yes.

 

Acey thats just being the sniper from tf2

Gnome bard throws piss

 

eyes emoji

 

Milkshake

 

not finding it :(

 

pink!

 

"So when you found an envelope in your locker, sealed with a pink lipstick kiss, you felt a little guilty. You hadn't done anything for Rose."

 

Dare

 

not finding this one, which came as a surprise!

 

Butt :p