Back on my bullshit

KingStarscream · Mar 11, 2020 at 3:37 PM

dark?

TwoBrokenMirrors · Mar 11, 2020 at 4:25 PM

hold

IvyLB · Mar 11, 2020 at 4:32 PM

blink!

TheOwlet · Mar 11, 2020 at 4:41 PM

hestitate!

Loq · Mar 11, 2020 at 5:39 PM

KaidaShade said: ↑

Dragon, perhaps?
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Drakevik said:

"I don't know when the hell you're from--"
"What do you mean 'when'-?"
"--but these people have been busy actively slaughtering dragons for fifty fucking years! 'I speak Draconic!'" Zarek's voice went high and mocking before sliding back into his normal register. "Yeah, fantastic, so do I. I'm still not fucking stupid enough to yell it in the middle of a fucking--"
"It got them to move, didn't it?"
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KingStarscream said: ↑

dark?
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Drakevik said:

"You can't tell me you aren't at least a little pumped. When's the next time we're going to be able to see something like this?"
"Like a last-ditch stab in the dark because nothing else has given us workable information? Hopefully, never."
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Two Survivors AU said:

"What excuse would you accept from an elf?" He glared up into dark eyes, all too aware he was antagonizing a Templar. It wasn't like there was much to lose anymore.
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TwoBrokenMirrors said: ↑

hold
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Ghilan-Haakon untitled pen pal fic said:

I'm in the middle of [several splotches of ink, as if the writer has let their pen drip, or tapped it against the parchment in thought] an exped another visit to Stone-Bear Hold, and the couriers may thank us both for not running them up and down the Frostbacks willy-nilly.
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Drakevik said:

With a careful bit of maneuvering, Lukas was able to prop the haft on his shoulder; if he kept hold of it with both hands, he was just able to keep it balanced. He'd just have to hope he didn't trip before finding Mathias again.
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Two Survivors AU said:

Issala wrapped his free arm around Ghilan's back, holding his own sword awkwardly out of the way, and ducked down to kiss the top of his head. A sharp nose dug into his chest for a moment, and then Ghilan looked up. "You're injured, aren't you?"
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IvyLB said: ↑

blink!
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Drakevik said:

"Who even are you?" Mathias gestured at them exasperatedly.
They blinked, sideways in the manner of some sharks, and burbled something in what Lukas could only assume was the Merrow tongue.
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Two Survivors AU said:

"You could go." Cassandra laid it out like the obvious option, but Ghilan could only blink at her. She wasn't wrong, once he thought about it. "You are a mage yourself, and the Herald has made it abundantly clear that he trusts your decisions as his own--"
"And also that we aren't to be separated unless absolutely necessary." Issala crossed his arms, the faint frown Ghilan had learned to recognize as his 'Qunari face' settling into place. "This doesn't qualify."
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TheOwlet said: ↑

hestitate!
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no dice, sorry!

Loq · Mar 12, 2020 at 6:06 PM

fanfiction gripe: if I want to read the story in my head, I have to actually write it

Loq · Mar 13, 2020 at 5:40 AM

bird blog: here is why pigeons are often superior pets to parrots
the same bird blog: ALL BIRDS ARE LOUD!!! ALL BIRDS NEED FRUITS AND VEG!!!!!!!!

lays down
just... stop....

IvyLB · Mar 13, 2020 at 6:40 AM

I mean pigeons also make noise but hell naw they are not remotely what i would describe as loud. I've. basically always had some form of small parrot flock since i was like 5 and there's a difference between 'soft charming and soothing coos' and 'it's 3am and the sun started rising and you didn't close the curtains properly so now it is SCREAMING TIME'

Loq · Mar 13, 2020 at 1:46 PM

"Are your hands made of wood?"
"My hand's trained to hold a sword, that's why!"
"Nonsense. Geralt has been brandishing his sword for his whole life and his fingers are agile and, mm, very gentle."
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YENNEFER

Loq · Mar 13, 2020 at 5:12 PM

gently pizzafires in a corner

Loq · Mar 13, 2020 at 5:27 PM

@ future me when you forget what the flowers are again
fake heather - Purple Deadnettle/Lamium purpureum
flat purble - Ground Ivy/Glechoma hederacea
tiny blue - Persian/Birdeye Speedwell/Veronica persica

IvyLB · Mar 13, 2020 at 5:41 PM

'fake heather' is cracking me up an unreasonable amount ngl. I don't even know why it's just.

Loq · Mar 13, 2020 at 5:49 PM

look tiny me knew nothing about heather except that it was some kind of dusky purple probably-short plant
does this not fit that bill

IvyLB · Mar 13, 2020 at 6:28 PM

it's really cute i love it!
just
'fake heather' reminds me of the movie more than the plant for some reason and it's just
'uh you can't sit with us' said one plant to another. Somehow blueberry gets to be at the popular kids table.

KaidaShade · Mar 13, 2020 at 6:30 PM

oh THAT's what those are

TwoBrokenMirrors · Mar 14, 2020 at 8:10 AM

DEADNETTLES
good for alarming more ignorant classmates if you don't feel like picking actual nettles to do it

Loq · Mar 15, 2020 at 5:46 PM

plays infinite rounds of "I dunno, what do you wanna do?" with myself

Loq · Mar 17, 2020 at 2:12 PM

idly considers tipping a post-adamant onyx for a gamestate I haven't even really written yet into the rave

Loq · Mar 19, 2020 at 6:27 AM

hi am I anime yet

Codeless · Mar 19, 2020 at 7:26 AM

Yes, you are indeed anime!

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