that one really weird thing on your mind that is making you laugh your ass off

Don't kinkshame.

 

I'm just finding favorite YouTube videos and watching them at half speed and cracking up. Fave so far is the McElroy bit where they're talking about cursing a real sword

It creates long awkward pauses between dialogue and Justin's fake pained mouth noises are cracking me up

 

Contains some cheesy b movie gore/blood

The random stretched audio, the way the player can just push people away at high speeds, (eta how did i forget the awful vpice acting lmao, also apparently most of those character deaths are preventable, Jerma is just too busy laughing to succeed)

(Eta 2: emetophobia from about 22:50-23:08, body horror from 23:00-23:50)

 

A helpful skill in these trying times (sarc/)

 

Bonus points if you read it in Jasper's voice because I am pretty sure that if she made a Tinder it would look a lot like this.

 

The fact that I don't have context for this old ass meme somehow makes it way funnier in my eyes:

 

I keep seeing this article and every time my brain goes "Oh yes caramel + apple + sponge."

 

No, no, the three ingredients you need to buy are caramel, apples, and a cake.

 

My sister has taken to describing my dnd character's protective auras as her "friend zone"

"Get in the friend zone get in the friend zone!" has been making me cackle all night

 

i live for jerma playing terrible video games

 

Spoiler: Big pic

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Everything about this has me cracking up rn XD

Bonus: apparently my phone has a feature to recognize and pull text from a photo??? Shit's wild it just asked if I wanted to copy text from a screenshot like whoa

 

turnip stock market shenanigans have resulted in some p amusing developments in animal crossing. one vtuber i watch lost almost all of her bells over a turnip stock market crash, which she proceeded to re-earn by stream sniping one of her colleagues who was placing large sacks of bells on the ground to entice visitors

and then using the advantage that visitors have shorter cutscenes than island owners to scoop up the bells before the island owner could pick them back up

 

I have this saved on my phone


I was editing it to say "send emails" but then got a brilliant idea



I'm very tickled by the combination of his expression/gesture, the lyric, and the fact that it's a very out of style song

 

found this gold nugget while researching stab wounds for writing stuff a while ago:

 

this man is my fucking hero