Wilhelm

I'M MR. MYSTERY FOR THE WEEK. PREPARE THE BALLISTAS

I'M GETTING REALLY FED UP WITH BEING AMBUSHED ON VACATION TRIPS

@Stanford F. Pines HAPPY ANNIVERSARY

ANOTHER WRIGGLING MEAT SACK HAS JOINED THIS REALM OF EXISTENCE

A STORM IS COMING.

THE NEIGHBOR'S DOG GETS JUST A LITTLE LONGER EVERY DAY. I DON'T TRUST IT.

ACCIDENTALLY POURED HOT TEA DIRECTLY INTO MY EYE. STILL NOT USED TO HAVING THE MOUTH SEPARATE FROM IT. IT HURT BUT IT WAS STILL PRETTY FUNNY

ADVICE NEEDED. DROPPED A HOUSE CENTIPEDE IN DIPPER'S SHIRT WHEN HE WASN'T LOOKING AND NOW HE WON'T TALK TO ME. WHAT DO I DO

EXORDIUM

I DON'T WANT TO FORGET. I'M NOT SURE I WANT TO REMEMBER.

I'VE BEEN HIDING BAGS OF SPICES AROUND THE SHACK AND IT SMELLS REALLY NICE. I WONDER IF ANYONE'S NOTICED YET?

YOU'RE NEVER TOO OLD FOR ORANGE JUICE.

THE NEXT PERSON TO TELL ME A BILL NYE JOKE IS GOING TO GET SOCKED IN THE JAW

Oh I know we'll meet again someBODY ONCE TOLD ME

I'M CRAVING A SYNONYM BUN

DO WE ACTUALLY EXIST OR ARE WE JUST CONJURATIONS OF SOMETHING'S IMAGINATION LIVING IN A WORLD OF LIES?

CARBONATED MILK

AS LONG AS THE CHILD IS MOVING, THE CRYSTAL WILL LIGHT UP AND PLAY SONGS, SOUND EFFECTS, AND ENCOURAGING PHRASES

DO YOU EVER JUST EAT SAND

HOW BAD ME BE