Out Of Context Quotes Thread Two!

For example, the narrative flow of the film is interrupted so that Inspector Ike can relay a chili recipe to us.

 

god invented florida because hell needed a waiting room

 

"for the OTHER dough he does a savoury cheese and sage dough, with vanilla extract"


"so next time is grab the crystal, feed it to the moon, and try the tower again"

"Cinnamon honey brussel sprout yogurt ice cream"

 

"-or, you know, do a float test. The dire spirit inclusions are probably throwing off the balance."

 

"dyeing squids with cheeto dust to make them sad
counterfiet blazes"

 

"Or “My vessel is a dangerous source of radiation; you may approach from my starboard side”, but only if he’s technically a boat."