Out Of Context Quotes Thread Two!

Wormwitch · Apr 23, 2025 at 8:54 PM

It's like a police chief giving a briefing in a hurricane!

Loq · Apr 24, 2025 at 4:44 AM

new level of insane unlocked: your parasocial secret third thing with a dead guy now includes a feud with his (also dead) brother
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BaseDeltaZero · Apr 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM

No, it’s fine, I just didn’t expect Yakub would be Chinese.
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Enzel · Apr 28, 2025 at 12:56 PM

If you're going to be immortal and turn into a giant bird they should have just let you [transition] too.
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BaseDeltaZero · Apr 28, 2025 at 5:53 PM

He's also talking to the angry ghost of his brother through the power of the evil cocaine cave, which is telling him to get the most metal possible revenge on Henri-Phillipe by forcing the town to hand him over to be rent apart by FLAMING SCREAMING SKULLS. Dieter is not making good life decisions right now.
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BaseDeltaZero · Apr 29, 2025 at 1:46 AM

And now you can find Dracula through his kidnapping body doubles that look like him, because you know he can't appear on TV, but you've seen people who look exactly like him, trained to mimic his dashing accent, appear on TV. So you put two and two together, and a rash of kidnapped male models leads you directly to the scary mansion full of native soil and auditioning rooms.
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keltena · Apr 29, 2025 at 3:52 PM

... Exhibits and attachments, not authored by the filer, may be in scanned PDF format. And I can't believe we have to say this, but no dragons shall be depicted on the face of any pleading unless directly related to the subject matter of the action.
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Wingyl · Apr 30, 2025 at 8:06 AM

"tachyl and albite would have their magnets on the microwave always"

BaseDeltaZero · Apr 30, 2025 at 5:23 PM

It feels like they're operating on the assumption that someone will stumble into it. As in, they'll be walking down the street, trip over a box of the complete Skulls and Shackles AP, and then immediately go to their DM and go, "Hey, let's run this." "What is it?" "I dunno, but whatever it is we have to run, better make sure that it fits with this pre-built character sheet I also found in a different alley. He's a Halfling farmer." "Why do I DM for you?"
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BaseDeltaZero · May 1, 2025 at 3:19 PM

I can't wait for my dishwashing robot to write 6 lord of the rings complete editions in order to put one plate away. It will be so efficient.
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Loq · May 1, 2025 at 7:00 PM

We're just a bunch of crazy ammonites
Livin in an Ordovician paradise
There are no cops or traffic lights
Livin in an Ordovician paradise
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keltena · May 2, 2025 at 1:05 PM

While some have argued that the bad kerning is actually a gesture of humility under God,
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BaseDeltaZero · May 2, 2025 at 1:26 PM

Have you considered that, perhaps, you suck too much to be worthy of the attentions of even the US postal service?
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Wormwitch · May 2, 2025 at 8:19 PM

Insect is a state of mind.

keltena · May 5, 2025 at 12:36 PM

It should be common knowledge by now that if you're still using Views and haven't migrated to Compose Google labels you as a member of the XmlCockGang
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Wingyl · May 5, 2025 at 9:45 PM

keltena · May 6, 2025 at 12:24 PM

Guns don't kill people. Dogs with pink hair and guns kill people.
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Wingyl · May 7, 2025 at 1:39 AM

"Leaving the Scout in certain volumes on an astral body no longer deorbits that astral body"

"Certain stones can no longer be dropped on certain rocks (prevents them from floating after a sudden change in scenery)"

"The Scout no longer clips through a planet and into space after being tossed into a certain black hole"

"Removed a small blue square that could be seen floating in space in certain circumstances"

i love patch notes for buckwild bugs

LadyNighteyes · May 7, 2025 at 10:35 AM

I'm imagining the TF2 Scout

BaseDeltaZero · May 8, 2025 at 3:24 PM

incredible

the wise queen closed her eyes solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between good rulership and committing atrocities. just live as you wish. you imbecile. you fucking moron"
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Out Of Context Quotes Thread Two!

Wormwitch I wish the Affini were real :(

Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

Enzel androgynous jrpg protag

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

keltena putting the fun in executive dysfunction

Wingyl Allegedly Magic

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

keltena putting the fun in executive dysfunction

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

Wormwitch I wish the Affini were real :(

keltena putting the fun in executive dysfunction

Wingyl Allegedly Magic

keltena putting the fun in executive dysfunction

Wingyl Allegedly Magic

LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

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Out Of Context Quotes Thread Two!

Wormwitch I wish the Affini were real :(

Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

Enzel androgynous jrpg protag

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

keltena putting the fun in executive dysfunction

Wingyl Allegedly Magic

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

keltena putting the fun in executive dysfunction

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

Wormwitch I wish the Affini were real :(

keltena putting the fun in executive dysfunction

Wingyl Allegedly Magic

keltena putting the fun in executive dysfunction

Wingyl Allegedly Magic

LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

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