Out of context quotes thread

Fighter: No, see, Dreok's job is to check for magic, mine is to check for traps and make sure we aren't all murdered by fucking dildos flying out of the wall or some shit.
GMAvi: That is... Oddly specific.

 

"You can't run a marathon without bandaids on your nipples!"

"Listen, if I wanted to spend all my money, I could just buy 47 lemonade stands."

"Do you think God dabbled in drugs in college?" "I don't think God went to college."

"Do you wanna go to the bathroom and cry with me?"

 

"does that make gatsby utena"

some lines of conversation later:

[3/28/16, 5:11:55 PM] Petra: Nick: Gatsby-kun noticed me~
[3/28/16, 5:11:55 PM] Ivy: lmao
[3/28/16, 5:11:57 PM] Petra: sorry i had to
[3/28/16, 5:12:04 PM] Ivy: IT'S CANON THO

some lines of conversation later:

[3/28/16, 5:12:28 PM] Ivy: also now i'm imagining the movie version of gatsby in cheap utena cosplays
[3/28/16, 5:12:34 PM] Ivy: just
[3/28/16, 5:12:40 PM] Bel: omg
[3/28/16, 5:12:40 PM] Ivy: leonardo dicaprio
(line cut)
[3/28/16, 5:12:45 PM] Ivy: in utena's outfit
[3/28/16, 5:12:50 PM] Bel: OMG
(line cut)
[3/28/16, 5:13:00 PM] Ivy: cheap ass pink wig
[3/28/16, 5:13:15 PM] Bel: @ivy yes
[3/28/16, 5:13:34 PM] Ivy: nick in that terrible school uniform tho i cannot
[3/28/16, 5:13:43 PM] Bel: oh my god
[3/28/16, 5:13:49 PM] Ivy: the puff sleeves
[3/28/16, 5:13:56 PM] Ivy: the short skirt
[3/28/16, 5:13:58 PM] Bel: you're making me want to draw it
[3/28/16, 5:14:00 PM] Bel: ivy stop
[3/28/16, 5:14:10 PM] Ivy: I CAN'GT IT'S TOO FUNNY

 

Fighter: No, like a bumblebee flying into a butt.

 

not safe for life

 

[insert gif of Captain Radch (probably played by seivarden) saying "I understood that reference!"]

 

naughty children get put in the pear wiggler to atone for their sins

 

"He's a shounen protagonist wrapped in an antihero tortilla."

 

@Avery: Sexism is rampant in sparkle wolf society