Out of context quotes thread

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by Wiwaxia, Mar 3, 2015.

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  1. OnnaStik

    OnnaStik Relatively nice for a bloodthirsty mercenary

     
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  2. Everett

    Everett local rats so small, so tiny

     
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  3. emythos

    emythos Lipstick Hoarding Dragon

    "She's a seeing-eye elf."
     
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  4. strictly quadrilateral

    strictly quadrilateral alive, alive, alive!

    It's not an axolotl! It's not even remotely like an axolotl!
     
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  5. Everett

    Everett local rats so small, so tiny

     
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  6. Aviari

    Aviari PartyWolf Is In The House Tonight

    A: She's a fucking trainwreck.
    A: and/or house fire.
    A: She is a train crashing into a house that is already on fire.
     
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  7. liminal

    liminal I'm gonna make it through this year if it kills me

    another option: a train that ran into a house and then subsequently burst into flame
     
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  8. emythos

    emythos Lipstick Hoarding Dragon

    a train, on fire, crashing into a house, which is also on fire.
     
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  9. liminal

    liminal I'm gonna make it through this year if it kills me

    the train is on fire the house is on fire everything's on fire because we're in hell
     
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  10. unknownanonymous

    unknownanonymous i am inimitable, i am an original|18+

    tumblr
     
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  11. Kaylotta

    Kaylotta Writer Trash

    ["this is fine" dog]

    [Elmo in flames]
     
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  12. Everett

    Everett local rats so small, so tiny

     
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  14. cleverThylacine

    cleverThylacine cuddles for the weird and the fierce

    He d1d what he always does when he's really p1ssed off, he gave me a lecture. 1f 1 st1ll have to l1sten to those lectures there's a part of me that th1nks the bastard should st1ll have to t1e me up f1rst.
     
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  15. KingStarscream

    KingStarscream watch_dogs walking advertisement

    and then a little later
     
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  16. amaranthtea

    amaranthtea Pocket-sized Luidaeg

     
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  17. PotteryWalrus

    PotteryWalrus halfway hideous and halfway sweet

     
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  18. strictly quadrilateral

    strictly quadrilateral alive, alive, alive!

     
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  19. Emma

    Emma Your resident resident

     
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  20. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

     
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