shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

oh, jeez, no!!!!! ampersands hella screwy but he aint THAT screwy!!!!!!!!!

point is, like, truth compulsion is ALSO forcing people to do stuff against their will. no way to restrict it to just the shit you think theyre lying about either!!!! once you turn that faucet, its ALL coming out, even shit that HELLA aint your beeswax!

 

His pupil dilates, glittering as he continues to pet the neko gently.

 

speak 4 urself wtf

 

You're weird. [he sticks his tongue out. he is a beacon of maturity]

 

I guess so, but them assigning so much importance to it wasn't.

 

but w/e!!!!!!! dont just take my word for it, im just some radass bitch who wordvomits sometimes! >8)

 

"we also seek to control the media. humans can be made honorary cats if they fight in our name, be it a literal or metaphorical battle. internet sensation pikotaro, and members of both sides of the metal slug war are among our ranks."

 

*laughs*

*sticks his tongue out at misto*

*it seems like they aren't on the path to become mortal enemies*

*and norm is glad of that*

 

[his eyebrows attempt to reach the stratosphere]

Still going to pass, I think.

 

-the coo-purring continues. all that is left to do is listen.-

 

Why not talk to them?

 

I'm sorry you're so bad at magic.

-She rolls her eyes.-

It wasn't a compulsion. He didn't HAVE to say anything, he just couldn't lie if he did. Ask Jezebel for confirmation.

 

They really don't have much interesting to say, I've found!

[he does not actually know why--it's always been that way, and he's always been more than happy to avoid humans]

 

Even me?

 

The humans here are distinctly different from the humans where I'm from. I wouldn't be talking to you if I didn't find you interesting!

 

still kinda restricting free will, imo!!

 

shits like, MAD controversh!!! they talked about illegalizing veritaserum after they illegalized love potions last year, but it got pushed off and pushed off till they just dropped it entirely.

 

do you ever stop talking.

 

He hums quietly, letting his mind wander in the relative silence of the bubble. He was not used to silence. Before long Bill was once more restless, glancing around before materializing some miscellaneous objects beside him. He began to mess with them.