shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

you just haven't found the right art yet

 

-brightly- No no no no! -does a rather insulting impression of Insecticon chirping- Silly, sound!

 

and thats why you subvert it and make art your bitch kneeling before your heaving jpg artifacts
sweet bro doesnt give a fuck about the moma
hella jeff cant tell the mona lisa from dog shit
and thats whats so intriguing about it keeps the galleries coming back wondering about my tumultuous inner thoughts re nanchos arc

 

His eyesight must be hella bad then.

 

<Shapes are shapes.> [Shrug.]

[The very quiet beginnings of a growl.] Is not. Is ours.

[Disgruntlement averted by way of what the actual fuck? Scourge's plating smooths back down, and he tilts his head at Dave.]

 

I D E N T I F Y

Spoiler: huge images, shit

 

Old Cybertronian, mine!
Even Rage, not speak- proper.

 

this man put jelly on a hot god
do you know how high you have to BE to do that
high enough you ascend this plane of existence and into another where art is actually shit and not that stupid edgy nonsense in the tins
god damn fuckin low level scrubs tryna make a statement piece end up on banksy level ooh capitalism bad how revolutionary chad what next
walmart is evil?
fast food makes you fat?
go on rip another stunning piece out for your waiting throngs you fuckin sellout

what
i got opinions about art

 

Never called Old Cybertronian "silly".

 

Neocybex silly. Chit-chit-chit talk silly. Just world is.

 

[Shapes are important!]

[NOT SILLY!] -fluffs up, affronted-

 

It's just talk. Not silly to have our own talk when standards don't want to share theirs.

 

Yes, exactly! -still offended chirping- We should eat him.

 

Try wait millions millions millions years dark quiet alone then come out everyone talk funny different don't understand even Master, you think silly too!

-the sword hisses and rattles on Armory's back-

 

<Maybe. Stupid tastes bad, though. And his swarm is here.>

[Sunscourge smooths out again, though there's still a bit of growl to his voice.] ...think lonely. Think scary. Not silly.

 

-Fidelis sounds sulky, like a petulant child, though there's a thin undercurrent of fear at the base of his tone, barely audible-
Silly. Should talk sensible. Not have to change when not looking.

 

-hisses back-
Is not silly! Is not lesser than standards! [Commander] says i can bite you if you say I´m less than you!

-disgruntles chirping and facegroom-

 

[She tilts her head but nods. She's... a little confused but she's got bigger wires to untangle right now]

[She wordlessly offers him a hug]

A-ah yes, I just... haven't ever seen one of yours? Apologies for being unclear, I...

Fidelis, love...

Don't you dare!
[Her battlemask snaps shut and she glares at the Insecticons with murderous intent, filled with carrier-protocol rage]

[One of her hands comes up to pet his hilt, urging him to settle down again. It... unfortunately looks rather like she's about to draw the sword. "Unfortunately"]

 

Said silly not less!
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Spoiler

Stupid stupid stupid stupid!!

 

-fluffs up, also hides behind sunscourge- We´re not less than you! Our language isn't silly just because you can´t make it!