Bro... who are the canonically gay Overwatch characters

I know there's already an overwatch thread (or I'm hallucinating) BUT I felt like this needed a separate discussion because... I have a dire need to know.

APPARENTLY Blizzard has been hinting at Overwatch characters being canonically gay, but they don't seem to have released any details yet. So, for anybody more versed in ovw and blizzard than I am, do you know? Is it Hanzo and Mcree? Please. Desperate fans need to know!

 

I dont normally get involved in the overwatch thread because i keep my interest at arm's length but i'm laughing because all i can think about this is just "junkrat is a twink" discourse on tumblr (which was mostly joking but it was beautiful)

 

I just had to look up what a twink was I am... ashamed.

I don't think I'd like it if Junkrat or Roadhog were the characters Blizzard is hinting at. They seem kind of stereotypically "crazy" and "deviant" and... yeah. But all seriousness aside...

Junkrat is a twink.

 

It better be Pharah or I will kill. Everyone else can be bi.

 

I personally really like Junkrat and Roadhog because I'm garbage and also live in dirt. I wouldn't care if they were LGBT, because I think they're fun and Junkrat is like my main.

Then again, shit, everyone being Bi would just be a+

Giant makeout pile? I think that works for me.

 

EVERYONE IS POLY AND IN LOVE.

D.va strikes me as a lesbian. She's just doing the whole championship/kicking every male ass in a 100 meter radius to impress girls.

 

A+ COSIGNED FUCKIN DO IT BLIZZARD MAKE MY PAN/POLY HEART HAPPY
It'll never happen because it's mainstream media but I CAN PRETEND

 

I tried googling it but all u get is a bunch of dudebros screaming "it doesn't matter!!! stupid SJW's being curious about what blizzard says!!"

ANYWAY... McCree/Hanzo are canon. I'm calling it now. McCree calls Hanzo darlin' is a very southern charm accent. Give me the gay cowboys without the brokeback mountain, dammit

 

as long as junkrat is gay for me i'm good :V

 

Everybody loves Mercy. Mercysexual. All of them. BDSM dom Mercy to be exact.

 

mercy could punch me in face and i'd thank her

 

I was guessing McCree too, mostly for the "darlin'" line, and just generally being flirty with Hanzo. I'm not sure if Hanzo reciprocates, but that ain't stopping me from shipping it, Blizzard.

 

I would let an angel dom me any day of the week.

I ship Void and Junkrat now. Void for next overwatch hero.

 

please. i'm the most useless hero but that's ok i'm cute

 

The girl has a devil costume. Clearly she must be a kinky bitch. Secretly.

Also gay McCree is also fine I have decided. Though Pharah is my preferred canon gay.

 

Logically speaking, I think they might go for Zarya and one of the guys (not sure who yet). I so badly want them to avoid the butch lesbian stereotype but... who knows. It's mainstream media like you said.

...That said I wouldn't mind Zarya dom-ing me either.... Kinkshame me.

 

roadhog also can be gay for me. actually you know what? anyone can be gay as long as those two destroy me

 

I'm kinkshaming you.

Okay but... can Ana be my mom. And not mom mom who loves me and takes care of me... I mean my mom. sniffs.

 

That just makes me think of cgl with Ana...

Ana can be everyone's mom. Illicitly or chastely. She is your mom.

 

no matter what blizzard says everyone is gay in my heart