Dinger donger, what's going onger

Hi! I'm definitely, 100%, without a doubt David K. I don't know what anyone who doubts that could possibly mean. I'm almost Tumblr-hated bingo, being white, cis, straight, and male. Dangit... that sounded more bitter than I meant it to, but whatever. I don't have a Tumblr of my own, but spend a lot of time looking at my friends' and lurking on anon; some of you might know me as Silly Names Anon. So... yeah. English nerd, theater nerd, paronomastic, complete dork. Hope to get to know y'all. Thanks to Wes S for convincing me to join, and a huge thanks to Seebs for letting me have an account! I promise not to make you regret it too much.

 

So I take it we can be absolutely certain that you're David K? I wouldn't want something like that to be left in doubt.

Also, hi! Welcome!

 

Of course. Thank you for your concern. And hello! Thank you, I'm really glad to be here :D

 

Your constant affirmations that you are David K make me doubt that you are in fact David K.

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I don't see how you would get that impression at all.

 

Hi there!

 

I can confirm that he is in fact David K.

 

Hhi! (was that enough h)

 

Can confirm confirmation, am friend of Bel's as well.

 

I think that your name seems, like mine, totally legit.
*100% accurate name fistbump*

 

*returns fistbump entirely legitimately* hey, does anyone know where Wiwaxia is?

 

Probably in the loo.