We need more funtimes, and I don't think we have a thread of this going yet. The game is simple: find a way to give the wisher above you exactly what they asked for and exactly what they didn't want. Then you make your own wish. Very generic starter: I wish to be rich.
what's the format? like, is it basically just like, "you get super rich but while getting to richness you are forced to make some decisions that make you deeply disappointed in yourself." ? ....I wish I had a pony
You do, but only because you've lost your job ): (I don't know if you have a job, whoops) I wish for a delicious milkshake
muahahahahaha little do you know I'm the stay-at-home housewife. but if she lost her job that would be BAD so i will take that in the spirit in which it was intended
Blue, you have a delicious milkshake! You're also lactose intolerant. I wish to learn more languages.
Earth is conquered and enslaved by aliens, and you must learn their language for survival's sake. I wish for ultimate wisdom.
you receive it, and it is too much for your human brain to deal with! your brain goes kablooie. i wish i could have unlimited lattes.
you have unlimited lattes but you have to drink them all in one sitting i wish i had wings and could fly using them
you lose the ability to walk, and people look at you weird in dept stores I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner
Poof! You are an oscar meyer weiner. Sadly, you get forgotten in the back of a fridge and thrown out. I wish I was an astronaught
you spend your whole life waiting impatiently for your astronaut days. then the earth explodes and your body is chucked into the void. i wish i was more organized! (also pinging @unknownanonymous bc i can feel u channeling norm the genie through this thread B) )
Your body parts are now placed in neat rows, alphabetically. BAD END. I wish my fandoms were more active.
they are! but now theyre filled with preteens screaming "ABUSE" at each other and your otp is now considered pedophilia. i wish i was more photogenic! (SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING i just....really had a good answer for onna :"""D will refrain for a day or two now)
You take such great photos now, that every single person thinks you are photoshopping them, even your friends. I wish to have a clean and tidy house!
Your house is so clean it causes bacteria to mutate forming a crazy illness that kills all of humanity. I wish for my student loan debt to be paid off
Good news and bad news. On the one hand, you've learned that you are not-so-distantly related to a family of bloodsucking vampires and you have six months before you have to spend a significant amount of time in a graveyard each morning, and will you ever see the colors of spring and fall again afterwards... But on the other hand your rich Transylvanian uncle paid off your student loans. I wish to have the best sandwich ever made, by anyone. Anywhere. Ever.
You ask for a sandwich, I give you a sandwich. You raise it to your lips and take a bite. Your eye twitches involuntarily. Across the street a father of three falls down the stairs. You swallow and look down at the sandwich in your hands. I give you a sandwich. You swallow and look down at the sandwich in your hands. You cannot swallow. There are children at the top of the stairs. A topping shifts uneasily under the top slice. I give you a sandwich. You look at my face, and I am pleading with you. The children are crying now. You raise the sandwich to your lips, tears stream down your face as you take a bite. I give you a sandwich. You are on your knees. You plead with me to go across the street. I hear only children's laughter. I give you a sandwich. You are screaming as you fall down the stairs. I am your child. You cannot see anything. You take a bite of the sandwich. The concrete rushes up to meet you. You awake with a start in your own bed. Your eye twitches involuntarily. I give you a sandwich. As you kill me, I do not make a sound. I give you a sandwich. (I couldn't resist otl). I wish for peace and happiness on Earth.
Your new car is exactly what you would have wanted in every respect, except that it pops into existence about five feet above your head. The car is damaged by the fall, but repairable. Your body, not so much. I wish I was a little bit taller.
