Hi! Jay brought me here. You can call me Jade or Piper or Mysti but you probably know me as egg gay. Gfdi Jay. I mean. You can call me that too if you want, everyone else seems to refer me to a semi-spherical poultry period >_> Wow, it's been years since I've done anything forum related, bear with me while I... get my bearings. That sentence did not work out the way I envisioned. I'm genderfluid and my pronouns flip flop all over the place. Most ppl use they or xey. Teeechnically I'm bisexual but I've had Experiences with boys and. :| I'm usually attracted to afab ppl regardless of gender. Penises weird me out a bit. In theory they're okay but in practice it's just like what is that turgid meat sword doing oh god put it back put it back. To be fair vajingledangers are weird too. Genitals are just weird overall. Wtf is up with them. That might be the whole asexuality thing talking tho. I'm aceflux, basically going from "I wanna fuck a spaceship. I wanna fuck TEN spaceships" one day to "Don't even mention sex near me" the next. Also grey-aro? I think? Some type of aro. Which is funny because I'm dating two people lmao. I still have the Feelings but they're not associated with romance for me. It's. Hard to describe. And brainweird! I've got ADHD (which I think is very evident by this post orz), OCD, generalized anxiety and BPD and aaaalso some AVPD traits, though I don't think it's really that full-blown. So. Stats. I'm 19, done with highschool but not in College yet, and a first generation Chinadian currently living in Canadian Texas. My city is nicknamed cowtown. Hobbies include art (mostly calligraphy), photography, reading, and writing. I write some fanfic but my Homestuck heyday is behind me and I'm more interested in pjo rn anyway so I don't think it'll be anything anyone here is interested in. I am also extremely pretentious about being poly. Sorry. It's actually how Not Jay Datefriend Who I Think Just Joined Here Actually and I met. ... I'm gonna end this here because if you let me ramble about anything, including myself, I'll go on and on and on forever.
I can't stop looking at your avatar. I would really like to stop looking a your avatar, but I can't. #titty headphones whyyyyyyyyyy
hi! what is "canadian texas" reference to? as in, is it a specific part of canada? or a specific part of texas? i'm in "regular" texas, and tend to take things overly literally, so a bit confused. also, do you own a pair of those headphones or just using it as an icon b/c i sometimes wonder about quality of seemingly joke items like that. it's sort of funny to me to think of someone working very hard to make high quality headphones not many would buy.
Unfortunately, I do not have those headphones. I wish I did have those headphones. Give in to the earmuffs. Succumb to the embrace of the all hearing tit. Canadian Texas actually refers to a province p: The province is Alberta. Idk shit about actual Texas but it's filled with, like, cowboys or something, so close enough.
...Huh, I'd think earmuffs would be slightly more genital in nature (I've heard that Alberta is gorgeous)
Spaceships are just so attractive with their metallic exteriors and exhaust and sonic boom takeoffs and ability to survive in the cold harsh vacuum of space. Like, how can anyone resist? If anyone can make vagina earphones work I'm all ears. (Alberta is pretty but the weather can't make up its mind and it's pretty boring if you don't like the outdoors.) PETRA HMU I HAVE SO MANY PJO IDEAS. SO MANY. TOO MANY.
Fair warning, I haven't read the last book yet. BUT YES I LOVE PJO A LOT. Who's your favorite character? Nico is probably mine.
I'M GONNA PUT MY DICK IN THE SPACESHIP. I'M GONNA DO IT. My fav is probably Bianca tbh. And Ethan. And the Stolls. And we should've seen more of Katie and the Demeter cabin :c (I tend to gravitate toward characters with unexplored potential) (all I'm gonna say about the last book is Will is a fucking copout for Nico. Urgh.)
worth checking: @Mystique, I see that @pixels blurred out the name of your city. being Canadian I know which city is nicknamed Cowtown. are you looking to keep it on the down-low?
@Kaylotta I don't mind! Calgary's a pretty big city and even if I gave you the neighbourhood where I live the chances of bumping into me is pretty slim, lol. See, I even said it.
