Somebody, anybody who knows Japanese: Please translate my smutty Hatoful Boyfriend doujinshi so that I don't have to learn it myself just to read bird porn. I don't know the going rate for manga translation, but I'm willing to pay whatever is reasonable. If a miracle occurs and someone wants to do the job, I'll send over the material in PDF form. Censored versions are available for translators who don't want to look at anime peen.