1. Be on the board of directors of a non-profit with the word "Justice" it its title. 2. Stiff your employees on their final paycheck. 3. Spend remaining funds on hiring downtown bankruptcy attorneys. That is how to be a shitlord.
And it hits the news. http://www.startribune.com/council-on-crime-and-justice-abruptly-shuts-down/380287091/
Professor Moriarty. Yeah, we've been beating that one pretty hard. No sign of the horse anymore, just a damp spot by the side of the road.