hellooooooo friends I have nothing to do right now and am very bored, so here we goooooooo so cute this is my name, i'faith I likes me some Anne of Green Gables ugh i'm so not a dog person. but i guess if i have to have a dog i'll name it after a hobbit. who the hell are you-- what the fuck. dude what. no. you're making this weird. ohhhhhhhhhhhh okay now i get it. far more reasonable. gotcha. yes. with you, old man. ... apparently.
that seems like quite the assumption [insert sad meeting story here] awww. okay, okay. i got a soft spot for this old guy. he seems nice. d'aww. and suddenly i own a farm. pretty sure that is not how real estate works. that is a spiffin' TV. ...some strange customs y'got here what