Pokémon Mansion Journals (currently: death by body rioting)

So I got pneumonia for the first time ever.

this is probably because I used a chemical weapon on myself accidentally trying to clean like a year ago…fucking chlorine gas. Great for getting out smells! And lifespans if you’re not smart about it.

tl;dr upper right bronchial lobe partially collapsed, causing life to SUCK since last Tuesday. No PTO so I’m eating a Saturday to work and make up hours. Breathing out sounds like a coffee drip running out of water.

God punishes his silliest soldiers.

 

I also didn’t mention it apparently but we got chickens like three weeks ago and they already look like ugly little fuckers. Just the cutest, most sopping wet kitten type of dinosaur.

they hate when I pick them up, they keep thinking I’m murdering them when I do it. Like, I’m sorry you’re inconvenienced by me cleaning your butthole but you need to learn to not shit on yourselves before I stop doing it.