Why is there no option for 'fucking everything man, why does nothing about any of this make sense?' xD
Definitely pooping. Like, if there was an Intelligent Design, why was we designed to waste more than half of the matter we take in for energy, and if we evolved, why didn't we evolve to be more efficient users of what we take in? Poop is just a nonsensical thing and should be eliminated.
re 'I don't know if my blue is your blue' - my wife's colour-blind, so that one is particularly poignantly bizarre. :P 'which bin does this go in?' 'the blue one' 'there's a purple one and an orange one' 'okay give me a moment I'll just show you'