WELCOME, MY CHILDREN~! This is the Temple of Jeremy. Fellow worshippers, do your thing. Curious visitors... come, let us convert you. You'll like it. I promise. BUT FIRST! An explanation: Spoiler: Who the fuck is Nixa Lovechild? Who the fuck is Nixa Lovechild? Take a gander at these two fellows: The lanky Dark Scarecrow lounging on the right is Nick Cave. He has a voice that will summon forces darker than Hell's oubliette, and those forces will cause you the most EXCRUCIATING ecstasy. He has a band called the Bad Seeds. On the left, smoldering petitely into the camera, is his (former) bass player, Blixa Bargeld, who sometimes morphs into the lead singer of his own band, Einsturzende Neubauten. It is made of Germans who make music by imposing themselves roughly upon the sorts of items you might find on a construction site while Blixa... sings?... His special power is being able to make elaborate velociraptor noises come out of his face. ((This information is accurate to the 1980's-90's incarnations of these musicians. Blixa still makes unusual but hypnotic songs that sound like modern art, and Nick... is still possessed by the Dark Gods.)) This is a video where you can hear them singing together about a dude who has sex with a pretty lady then murders her. Also they awkwardly try to flirt a lot. Point is, back then they were weirdly inseperable BFFs and fandom likes to call their pairing Nixa. It was my wife who, the first time she heard Jeremy Irons singing (not as Scar), immediately declared him to be the lovechild of that divine... bizarre... German-Australian scarecrow-velociraptor pairing. And thus was our darling re-named forever as Nixa Lovechild. {{{EXPLANATION OVER}}} Now that we all understand the premise, let me tell you, my children, why he is my particular favourite: 1. To make a long story short, after 2 years in recovery my doc and I stumbled upon a balance of meds that has freed my brain from a lot of its faulty programming and allows me to do stuff like... feel emotions! Want things! Have motivation of a sort! Be able to switch tasks without biting someone's head off or procrastinating forever! OH MY GOD I'M MOSTLY HUMAN!!! .....and in discovering my more stable side, I have also discovered that my long-held identity as a genderqueer asexual lesbian is... not entirely accurate. In short, improved mental health leveled up my preference to... bi? pan? I'm not sure yet exactly? But what I am sure of VERY VERY SURE OF is that I heard the voice of our lord Nixa, and I gazed upon the sculpted perfection of his muscular arms... that quick, lean frame... the angle of his jaw... the dark chocolate of his eyes... and I wanted to paint him like one of my French girls. With my tongue. It would please me to fill a gallery with experiences of his angles. I am besotted and my wife (who is bi) is having ENTIRELY too much fun with this and let's talk about this sexy motherfucker here for a while. Liuke how he lives in a pink castle with his ponies and dogs that go with him literally everywhere like a disney princess's sidekicks and THAT IS 100% FACTUALLY TRUE, THAT IS WHAT HE DID WITH HIS LIFE WHEN HE BECAME FAMOUS AND OVERPAID. And that, among other things, is why he is a Perfect Human. UNBURDEN YOUR SOULS.
