This was quite popular in my early days of fandom and I haven't seen it since, does anyone remember it? Basically, take a line from your favourite fandom and replace one word with "pants". Here is a thread of examples.
all from the same movie b/c i'm a jurassic park nut and couldn't choose just one: God creates pants. God destroys pants. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates pants. Pants eat man. Woman inherits the earth. Pants doesn't want to be fed. He wants to hunt. You can't just suppress 65 million years of gut instinct. It's a PANTS system! I know this! Big Tim, the human piece of pants. Doctor Grant's not pants compatible.
"I have stolen pants back from sleeping barrow kings. I pants'd the town of Trebon. I have spent the night with Felurian and left with both my pants and my life. I was expelled from the University at a younger age than most people are allowed pants. I tread paths by moonlight that others fear to speak of during day. I have talked to Gods, loved pants, and written songs that make the minstrels weep. You may have heard of me."
"Let them see that their pants can cut you and you’ll never be free of the mockery. If they want to give you a name take it make it your own. Then they can’t pants you with it anymore."
My favorites were mostly LotR. "Gondor has no pants. Gondor needs no pants." "You have my axe. And my sword. And my pants."
i thought about that one, but it just seemed so straightfoward. being punished by pants is more brain-twisting as you try to think of how pants would punish someone.
Live long and pants. alternatively, Live pants and prosper. ... or, I guess, Pants long and prosper. (Pants, the final frontier: these are the voyages of the starship USS Enterprise...)
Someday, and that day may never come, I'll call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day, accept these pants as a gift on my daughter's wedding day.
