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Discussion in 'Howdy there!' started by Kodachi, Jun 7, 2016.

  1. Kodachi

    Kodachi Well-Known Member

    Woof. I'm told that's a common Earth greeting.

    Google told me that "grove" (which is an approximate English translation for my last name) in Japanese is "Kodachi". It also told me that "Kodachi" means "shortsword". I like all manner of weapons, so I'll take it.

    I have issues with anxiety, depression, sleep apnea, gluten sensitivity, weight, bad joints, and figuring out what I can do about all the world's problems.

    I'm a CNC programmer and machinist, currently doing prototypes for a medical device company, and when I have the time and energy I make medieval armor. When my health issues permit I sometimes put on said armor with some friends and we hit each other with sticks.
     
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  2. Kodachi

    Kodachi Well-Known Member

    Oh, also: jacktrash's bro.
     
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  3. peripheral

    peripheral Stacy's Dad Is Also Pretty Rad

    Hello bro of jacktrash!

    I approve of both making armor and hitting people with sticks in a presumably safe manner.
     
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  4. jacktrash

    jacktrash spherical sockbox

    I HAVE YOUR ICON ON A SHIRT WHAT A BIZARRE COINCIDENCE IT'S ALMOST LIKE WE HAVE MET
     
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  5. Kodachi

    Kodachi Well-Known Member

    Yah. I still want a shirt with that silhouette guy with a gun on a yellow background. I think the quote was "Medicated for your protection".
     
  6. Kodachi

    Kodachi Well-Known Member

    Sometimes the making of armor is not in a safe manner. I get a little blood on all my best creations; it's like the life tithe or something.
     
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  7. jacktrash

    jacktrash spherical sockbox

    pff i had forgotten all about that. i wonder if i even still have the file.
     
  8. Elaienar

    Elaienar "sorta spooky"

    Cool beans. Do you do plate armour or chainmail or...? That's about all I know about armour. Oh wait, scale-mail is a thing, right?

    If all goes well in a couple of weeks I'm going to be learning how to hit people with sticks while carrying a big shield. And maybe hitting people with the shield too?
     
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  9. Kodachi

    Kodachi Well-Known Member

    I mostly do plate. Mail takes too much time for what it's worth; good flattened and riveted mail is affordable now but it doesn't protect against impacts very well. I got some flat riveted titanium mail voiders (sections to cover armpits and insides of elbows left open by plate) just for looks, but I have yet to attach them to my gambeson (padded coat worn under armor). Scale is indeed a thing, as is lamellar. Scale is when small plates are attached to a something, while lamellar is when small plates are attached to each other.

    Which group are you hitting people with? I've been doing SCA, in which shield strikes aren't permitted. There are groups which do permit it but my body isn't up to it:



     
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  10. WithAnH

    WithAnH Space nerd

    DUDE, THAT IS THE COOLEST HOBBY! Also, hi!
     
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  11. jacktrash

    jacktrash spherical sockbox

    daaaang nice videos. that is what it means to go medieval on someone. :D
     
  12. Kodachi

    Kodachi Well-Known Member

    Here's the version that I do:



    I have had the privilege of taking fighting instruction from the narrator. He is very skilled both with the sword and with song.

    Edit:

    Some of his work:

    Crusader's Song - Words and Arrangement by Sir Conn MacNeill

    Chorus
    I'm for the Holy Land sailing
    To win back Jerusalem's walls
    I'm for the Holy Land sailing
    And i'll win a fortune or a martyr I'll fall

    As my ship sails out I watch the far coastline
    For leaving of kinsmen my heart is full pained
    And I've traded all for a cross on my shoulder
    No land for a third son, so I'm away

    Chorus

    As I look around me at the men on the benches
    Their eyes are like mine so I know their heart's pain
    I sing them a song of bravery and battle
    And now their eyes shine liek their keen polished blades

    Chorus

    I followed King Richard to Sicily Island
    For Johanna's dowry 'gainst Tancred prevailed
    Now a fortune in silver and a new wife have Richard
    And I've a swift horse and a new coat of mail

    Chorus

    At landfall in Cyprus they refused Barengaria
    And Richard in anger has answered in steel
    Now the crown of Cyprus he's added to England
    And I've added knighthood's gold spurs to my heels

    Chorus

    I followed the Banner to battle at Acre
    And held it aloft when its bearer was slain
    Now we've given Richard a tower of the city
    He's given me rank and a full captain's pay

    Chorus

    At Arsouf on the coastline we met with the Paymin
    We won the battle though many were slain
    And one was a Baron with lands that need tending
    Now they are mine and I'll tend them well

    Chorus

    Now I sit in court over Christian and Muslim
    And I've a strong keep and soldiers ten-score
    King Richard's army has sailed back to England
    And I've said farewell for I'll see them no more

    For I'm in the Holy Land staying
    To guard my own castle walls
    I'm in the Holy Land staying
    For I've won my fortune so farewell to all

    http://bertransbardicnotebook.blogspot.com/2010/01/crusaders-song-words-and-arrangement-by.html
     
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  13. peripheral

    peripheral Stacy's Dad Is Also Pretty Rad

    That's awesome. A little terrifying, but also awesome.
     
  14. emythos

    emythos Lipstick Hoarding Dragon

    hiya!
    medieval armor sounds like the coolest hobby ever :D
     
  15. Elaienar

    Elaienar "sorta spooky"

    This one! It's technically a hiking/camping group but really it's just a bunch of people doing fantasy-type things in real life. So there've been a bunch of archery meetups as well, and now since one of our members has an interest in making things and hitting people, there's this.

    Those battles in the SCA video look fun! Have you ever been in one? Is it a lot different from one-on-one combat?
     
  16. Kodachi

    Kodachi Well-Known Member

    The SCA battles are a lot of fun. I think the happiest moment of my life was slugging it out at Pennsic in the rain and mud at the brink of exhaustion, but maybe it was just an endorphin rush.

    Pennsic:


    Yes, it is a lot different from one on one:



    Melee is largely about hitting someone who isn't paying you enough attention while attempting to prevent others from doing the same to you. Intimidation also plays a significant part, making people hesitate and focus on you so that your friends can hit them from the other direction. Singles is more like a combination of contortion, bloody knuckles, and speed chess. Strength and stamina are very important in both.
     
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