Fishin' in the stream of consciousness (all-purpose, no topic chat thread)

Quite literally I see.





I'll see myself out.

 

Why are leopard seals like this

Spoiler: Longe bois

It's like a seal heard of sea serpents and decided that was life goals. They're so fucking cursed, who told them this was an acceptable idea.

 

I'm looking for a reaction image and I can't find it. it's a person face down and pounding their fist on a desk, overwhelmed with emotion maybe visibly crying I can't remember, in this kind of style:



their fist is kind of blurred because of how fast they're pounding the desk. does anyone know the image I mean? I have emotions I need to express

 

Prokopetz's list of body-part-canons got expanded on. Original:

or alternately

 

I feel all of these, but especially rectumcanon.
#what up i'm acey and i'm STILL salty about bad pearlrose takes being the norm

 

I just heard someone walking around my front yard and he clearly said "This house too? Unbelievable" and if that isnt the most ominous fucking thing I don't know what is

 

That deadass sounds like something out of a creepypasta wtf

 

I've been sleeping ten to twelve hours a day, apparently that can be a sign of SAD. I probably should get a lamp but it's really tempting to just keep sleeping all day.

 

I sometimes wonder how many different "[insert media here] represents the seven deadly sins" memes I'll see in my lifetime and I've come to terms that A Lot is probably the answer. Anyways have a screenshot of an article about the show friends:

 

Beats "Spongebob was a period joke".

 

Okay but like, which sins DO the cast of Friends represent??

 

Chandler: sloth
Joey: gluttony
Ross: wrath
Phoebe: lust
Rachel: greed
Monica: pride
"Gunther and the audience": envy

Like i knew they were gonna shove gunther in before i even scanned the article, but it still feels cheap imo

 

I love how the rescue of two small children happens offscreen, in favour of the rescue of a tree.

 

I feel like you should know that my group chat is actually planning on watching the movie in question soon. I’ll be sure to report back on the experience!

 

There is a bot that judges your Spotify. I felt incredibly called out by my results, mostly because they're a distressingly accurate assessment of me as a person.

Spoiler: results screenshots

 

I should start using Spotify just so I can run mine through the bot.

 

It also gave me kimchi fermenting bad, and also craft beer snob bad? Which is hilarious because I don't drink alcohol.

Spoiler: Final result

> Your spotify was First-in-line-for-the-Chromatica-Oreos-drama-club-nobody-puts-baby-in-a-corner bad.

> Thank your obsessions with Lady Gaga, show tunes, and (I've Had) The Time of My Life - From "Dirty Dancing" Soundtrack for that.

> Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was...

> sad-knowledge-worker bad

> craft-beer-snob bad

> kimchi-fermenting bad

> nineties-dorm-room bad

> chernobyl-esque bad

> Here's what else I learned in that hellscape:

You listen to these tracks too much:

• Physical by Dua Lipa
• Half-Truism by The Offspring
• The Cult of Dionysus by The Orion Experience
• Everything Stays by Adventure Time
• Wrong Side of Heaven by Five Finger Death Punch

You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:

• Bastille
• Lady Gaga
• The National
• Florence + The Machine
• Panic! At The Disco

You are 25% basic. You're trying to impress with some obscure tracks like Dessa. Nobody's fooled..

You're stuck in the early 2010s. For you, music's been all downhill since Paul Banks made The Base.

Well, that was really something.

Thanks for letting me see your music I guess.

Shutting down.

I can't believe I had to learn there's Lady Gaga oreos from a bot.

 

Okay but I've only just discovered The Cult Of Dionysus in the past month and I friggin' LOVE it. Also your taste in general is Very Good imho

 

Is this parrot proportioned like a robin, or is it just me?

 

I was thinking more like a pigeon myself, but either way, definitely not the proportions I'd expect from a parrot, so I don't think it's just you.