Fishin' in the stream of consciousness (all-purpose, no topic chat thread)

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by Wiwaxia, Oct 28, 2015.

  1. Emma

    Emma Your resident resident

    Quite literally I see.

    I'll see myself out.
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  2. PotteryWalrus

    PotteryWalrus halfway hideous and halfway sweet

    Why are leopard seals like this

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    It's like a seal heard of sea serpents and decided that was life goals. They're so fucking cursed, who told them this was an acceptable idea.
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  3. vuatson

    vuatson [delurks]

    I'm looking for a reaction image and I can't find it. it's a person face down and pounding their fist on a desk, overwhelmed with emotion maybe visibly crying I can't remember, in this kind of style:


    their fist is kind of blurred because of how fast they're pounding the desk. does anyone know the image I mean? I have emotions I need to express
  4. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    Prokopetz's list of body-part-canons got expanded on. Original:
    or alternately
    Last edited: Dec 13, 2020
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  5. Acey

    Acey a girl with a crown and a scepter

    I feel all of these, but especially rectumcanon.
    #what up i'm acey and i'm STILL salty about bad pearlrose takes being the norm
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  6. Deresto

    Deresto Just a critter

    I just heard someone walking around my front yard and he clearly said "This house too? Unbelievable" and if that isnt the most ominous fucking thing I don't know what is
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  7. Acey

    Acey a girl with a crown and a scepter

    That deadass sounds like something out of a creepypasta wtf
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  8. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    I've been sleeping ten to twelve hours a day, apparently that can be a sign of SAD. I probably should get a lamp but it's really tempting to just keep sleeping all day.
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  9. Deresto

    Deresto Just a critter

    I sometimes wonder how many different "[insert media here] represents the seven deadly sins" memes I'll see in my lifetime and I've come to terms that A Lot is probably the answer. Anyways have a screenshot of an article about the show friends:

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  10. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    Beats "Spongebob was a period joke".
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  11. Acey

    Acey a girl with a crown and a scepter

    Okay but like, which sins DO the cast of Friends represent??
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  12. Deresto

    Deresto Just a critter

    Chandler: sloth
    Joey: gluttony
    Ross: wrath
    Phoebe: lust
    Rachel: greed
    Monica: pride
    "Gunther and the audience": envy

    Like i knew they were gonna shove gunther in before i even scanned the article, but it still feels cheap imo
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  13. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    I love how the rescue of two small children happens offscreen, in favour of the rescue of a tree.
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  14. Acey

    Acey a girl with a crown and a scepter

    I feel like you should know that my group chat is actually planning on watching the movie in question soon. I’ll be sure to report back on the experience!
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  15. Acey

    Acey a girl with a crown and a scepter

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  16. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    I should start using Spotify just so I can run mine through the bot.
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  17. Wormwitch

    Wormwitch I'm literally Mulder.

    It also gave me kimchi fermenting bad, and also craft beer snob bad? Which is hilarious because I don't drink alcohol.

    > Your spotify was First-in-line-for-the-Chromatica-Oreos-drama-club-nobody-puts-baby-in-a-corner bad.

    > Thank your obsessions with Lady Gaga, show tunes, and (I've Had) The Time of My Life - From "Dirty Dancing" Soundtrack for that.

    > Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was...

    > sad-knowledge-worker bad

    > craft-beer-snob bad

    > kimchi-fermenting bad

    > nineties-dorm-room bad

    > chernobyl-esque bad

    > Here's what else I learned in that hellscape:

    You listen to these tracks too much:

    • Physical by Dua Lipa
    • Half-Truism by The Offspring
    • The Cult of Dionysus by The Orion Experience
    • Everything Stays by Adventure Time
    • Wrong Side of Heaven by Five Finger Death Punch
    You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:

    • Bastille
    • Lady Gaga
    • The National
    • Florence + The Machine
    • Panic! At The Disco
    You are 25% basic. You're trying to impress with some obscure tracks like Dessa. Nobody's fooled..

    You're stuck in the early 2010s. For you, music's been all downhill since Paul Banks made The Base.

    Well, that was really something.

    Thanks for letting me see your music I guess.

    Shutting down.
    I can't believe I had to learn there's Lady Gaga oreos from a bot.
    Last edited: Dec 23, 2020
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  18. Acey

    Acey a girl with a crown and a scepter

    Okay but I've only just discovered The Cult Of Dionysus in the past month and I friggin' LOVE it. Also your taste in general is Very Good imho
  19. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    Is this parrot proportioned like a robin, or is it just me?
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  20. Acey

    Acey a girl with a crown and a scepter

    I was thinking more like a pigeon myself, but either way, definitely not the proportions I'd expect from a parrot, so I don't think it's just you.
    • Agree x 1
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