Kitchen And Craft Wix Corner (Exciteable Bird, Enter At Own Risk)

insert ZeroLenny I'm A Pretty Princess Voiceline here

 

current plan:

• advance through Cathedral of the Deep up until before the bossfight
  
• do farron keep
  -> get the antique dress
• irithyll
  -> make sure greirat survives his lil trippy by finishing deacons then
  -> try and farm for immolation tinder

 

and then i need to start SERIOUSLY dumping stats into faith so i can use lifehunt scythe with a good chime or talisman

 

in general i need to grind/farm souls a lil so i can get more int and faith, and also attunement and also HP and i still need 2 levels in str for the immolation tinder

 

cathedral of the deep rooftop bit why do you fucking suck so bad
i hate thralls

 

I'm still two paragraphs of this guide to the next bonfire/shortcut to the bonfire i have please i just want to get out of here i'm already abusing spook to avoid engagements as much as possible but the enemies i do have to fight are just straight up too fast and hit too hard for me h

 

(i have given up for the night because fingies hurt and this was one too many times of falling off a roof and losing like 8k souls)

 

this could probably be fixed at least partially by me learning how to parry and riposte but there's a reason i'm wielding a whip in my offhand, we die like men who don't engage with half the mechanics like cowards in this house

 

*patpatpats* parrying in video games rude

 

alas it is considered kind of vital for the souls series :P

 

it can still be rude.

 

i don't even go here but i drew beheaded dead cells

 

and it looks HELLA

 

I love the weird of kilter humor divinity original sin 2 has it's so funny

 

WELL OKAY THEN HOLY FUCK THAT WAS A BIT OF A BIG CURVEBALL TO THROW AT ME THE VERY LAST SECOND HUH

 

Order of business one: Divinity: Original Sin 2 is very good if you're into really whacky kind of fucked up dark humor and worldending level melodrama being played entirely straight being mingled. It's like. I don't know how to describe it except it's like extremely stoned no holds barred dnd worldbuilding where everyone gets to be a super mary sue to end all mary sues but instead of taking it painfully seriously it's taken exactly as serious as it needs to be taken to not be fully parody and everything besides that is played straight in a 'yeah this is blatantly absurd but that's fucking great isn't it?' way
Order of business two: I'm getting a good grade in bread, something that is both a thing and reasonable to want.
Order of business three: i'm still in awe i actually am progressing in ds3. I think? I'm in the midgame now? How fucked up is that. I can proceed to irithyll the next time i play, which a) opens up options for my build bc i'll be able to farm for the shit i want b) means I can do the last thing i'm super worried about wrt npc storylines to make sure greirat is safe and c) means I'm actually approaching the really sexy fucked up bosses
Order of Business Four: Hortensius remains my fucked up little scrunkly and pls ask me random questions about him or any of my other OCs if you want?

 

i need to do reading to figure out some shit but oh my god instead i am just. consumed by need to talk about things to people but i cannot because i don't want to spoil my campaign for the people playing and i am struggling with art but most of the people i most look up to wrt art are players in the campaign so i can't ask them for advise lfhldhgldlgdlgld

 

The eternal struggle of the DM

 

what if. what if we do one word prompt + OC thing again........ i need to get back in habit of writing
(I know i haven't done the horty thing yet but i am struggling bc i can't get his mother demonic sounding enough)

 

*scuttles in* vampire Curia and 'mercy'