Which kintsugijin should you fight?

FEEL THE FEELS
but yeah I really can't be mean to irl people
it makes me sad ;~;

 

Tbh I would like to write one of these for @alex but I think it should be done by someone who knows the first thing about Pokémon (i.e. not me)

 

I know
so much about Pokemon
but I don't think I can write one for myself because it would probably just say "I am but a smol eevee and you will win but why would you hurt me to begin with I have done nothing to you"

 

Fite me all I will do is flail and scream

 

I can throw tiny, weak punches
@TwoBrokenMirrors fight me we will be pathetic

 

One for myself:

Fight me, but be warned that nearly every fictional character I've ever identified with is a tank. I have no skill but I have 20 years' worth of make-believe battle zeal.

 

@alex
-puts up dukes-
-makes strange keening sound that could be a battle cry if you're feeling charitable-

 

@TwoBrokenMirrors
*puts up small fists*
*starts crying*

 

Fight me. I've been dealing with paperwork and unclear visa requirements in French (I don't speak French) and I am so ready to go a few rounds.

 

@alex
-attempts to biff, ends up patting u on head and feeding muffins-

 

@TwoBrokenMirrors
*happily noms muffins*

 

FUCKIN FIGHT ME I WILL SCREAM AT YOU FOR HOURS ANd then cry at my inevitable defeat

 

Fighting me probably wouldn't end well for anyone including myself, TBH.

 

It's not the fighty destination, it's the fighty journey.

 

This thread just reminded me of one of my favourite tweets ever, which is incidentally my sense of humour and general outlook on life:

 

And now, for a change of pace, someone you should fight:

@Aondeug, they've been itching for a fight for probably months, and it'll probably be one of those things where you beat the snot out of eachother and then are best bros forever. Be prepared to lose a few teeth, tho.

 

Can I snuggle bees?

 

Absolutely.

 

Yo if you fight bees you have to fight me too.