Tbh I would like to write one of these for @alex but I think it should be done by someone who knows the first thing about Pokémon (i.e. not me)
I know so much about Pokemon but I don't think I can write one for myself because it would probably just say "I am but a smol eevee and you will win but why would you hurt me to begin with I have done nothing to you"
One for myself: Fight me, but be warned that nearly every fictional character I've ever identified with is a tank. I have no skill but I have 20 years' worth of make-believe battle zeal.
@alex -puts up dukes- -makes strange keening sound that could be a battle cry if you're feeling charitable-
Fight me. I've been dealing with paperwork and unclear visa requirements in French (I don't speak French) and I am so ready to go a few rounds.
This thread just reminded me of one of my favourite tweets ever, which is incidentally my sense of humour and general outlook on life:
And now, for a change of pace, someone you should fight: @Aondeug, they've been itching for a fight for probably months, and it'll probably be one of those things where you beat the snot out of eachother and then are best bros forever. Be prepared to lose a few teeth, tho.