If we start with karkat type cursing we´ll be here all day. That boy can make anything sound offensive.
"Jesus jumped-up Christ on a pogostick" comes immediately to mind. There is also a list of terms we use for a mutual ex that includes: twatwaffle cuntweasel crotchpheasant dickwagon shrew-wench ...among others. "Dickwagon" is also just one of my roommate's go-to swears.
I've been using "dickweed" a lot in reference to politics lately. =_= Not quite sure where that comes from, but it's satisfying.
One of my favourites is 'Fuck me twice with a baseball bat', along with 'cuntwaffle' and 'son of a pisswanky twice cursed nipplehead'. The angrier I am, the more verbose I become with my curses. ...This is my first post on the forums. Hi everyone :D
I like when Karkat used shitstain. That should have been the one to catch on instead of fuckass imo. One I've seen a couple times around the web and enjoyed is "I could kill myself by jumping from your ego to your IQ."
i sometime call people a dildo when im particularly ticked off at them for being insincere. like "stop being a dildo, kevin" cause they're fake as hell. ...of course then i turn around and say something like "thanks for your hospitality" in a particularly snark laced tone when i want someone to shut up so i can leave (tbh i've only done this to my brother). so i guess i'm the true dildo here. hm,maybe i'll change my title to true dildo. jfc that title combined with my dave slider icon would be glorious. ...i need sleep.
I think the swears that aren't actually swearing are the most fun, though nothing replaces a good bleepfest. Some choice ones from friends and familiy: Poodles! Aw biscuits. Son of a scum sucking, Siberian, snow pimp! Douche cookie Ass waffle EISENHOWEEEER!
I've been looking for an occasion to use the phrase "what the shitting dicknipples" for a while now, but it seems I am either good at keeping my distance to stupefyingly bizarre things, or close to 20 years on the internet have desensitivized me to a lot of things that might have once warranted that. So… free curse given to a good home, I guess?
have you checked out the tumblr.txt thread in Fine Imported Drama yet? (or just the Imported Drama posted there in general?) 'cause there's gotta be at least one thing on there that merits the response, "what the shitting dicknipples," haha. :D
You've been on the internet for nearly 20 years and you only just learned about that pic? 0_0 (Lucky.)
Courtesy of my dad, I have "humpin' bollocks" "humpin molloy" and "mamaluke" (all used as perjoratives for an unpleasant situation/object/person). Plenty of straight-up swearing too, but those are the most amusing IMO. My personal favorite genre of swear is the "swear combined with either an obscene or vaguely alliterative verb" type - shit-shining, dick-trimming, fuck-sucking, cock-mongering, etc. The more nonsensical the action it describes, the better.
Necropost, but bookmarking this thread and adding a few (hah, a few, HAH) Spoiler: a few twatty, as an adjective cankerous, as an adjective taintchafing memelord taintpimple canker sore dillweed (already mentioned) dipstick fuckpustule fuckmongrel fuckwhistle Jesus Herbert Walker Christ limp-licking fucksuck (not mine) an entire bag of dicks maybe even five whole dicks what in the seven-layer nachos black hole of intellectual compromise shut your cockholster go step on a lego fuck me sideways in the ear with a rusty lawn rake that really sandpapered (chafed) my asshole i hope you are late to every job interview you ever have because you're on the toilet with diarrhoea
The other day i was driving in the dark and had to brake a bit hard at a junction and ended up saying 'KING HAROLD'S HAIRY FUCKING BALLS' and I have no idea where that came from but I rather like it. Edit: Oh! And my year 7 english teacher's favourite thing I ever did was make a character's favoured expletive 'NELSON'S KNICKERS!'
i recently stumbled across the realization that "are you pooping me right now" is infinitely funnier than "are you shitting me"
