MOTHER CUNTING ASS CATS!

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by jacktrash, Feb 26, 2015.

  1. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    If we start with karkat type cursing we´ll be here all day. That boy can make anything sound offensive.
     
  2. Snitchanon

    Snitchanon What's a mod to a nonbeliever.

    I was bitten by a radioactive Gordon Ramsay at an early age.
     
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  3. Nochi

    Nochi small waterfall of pure void

    "Jesus jumped-up Christ on a pogostick" comes immediately to mind. There is also a list of terms we use for a mutual ex that includes:
    • twatwaffle
    • cuntweasel
    • crotchpheasant
    • dickwagon
    • shrew-wench
    ...among others. "Dickwagon" is also just one of my roommate's go-to swears.
     
  4. kmoss

    kmoss whoops

    ooh. douchecanoe
     
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  5. albedo

    albedo metasperg

    I've been using "dickweed" a lot in reference to politics lately. =_= Not quite sure where that comes from, but it's satisfying.
     
  6. wes scripserat

    wes scripserat Hephaestus

  7. Snitchanon

    Snitchanon What's a mod to a nonbeliever.

    Dickweed, penis pot, schlong skunk, all these are marvellous political names.
     
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  8. AbsenteeLandlady123

    AbsenteeLandlady123 Chronically screaming

    One of my favourites is 'Fuck me twice with a baseball bat', along with 'cuntwaffle' and 'son of a pisswanky twice cursed nipplehead'. The angrier I am, the more verbose I become with my curses.
    ...This is my first post on the forums. Hi everyone :D
     
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  9. kmoss

    kmoss whoops

    and what an excellent first post too

    ...nipplehead.
    god, that's awful
     
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  10. BPD anon

    BPD anon Here I sit, broken hearted

    I like when Karkat used shitstain. That should have been the one to catch on instead of fuckass imo.

    One I've seen a couple times around the web and enjoyed is "I could kill myself by jumping from your ego to your IQ."
     
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  11. Deresto

    Deresto Foolish Mortal

    i sometime call people a dildo when im particularly ticked off at them for being insincere. like "stop being a dildo, kevin" cause they're fake as hell.

    ...of course then i turn around and say something like "thanks for your hospitality" in a particularly snark laced tone when i want someone to shut up so i can leave (tbh i've only done this to my brother). so i guess i'm the true dildo here. hm,maybe i'll change my title to true dildo. jfc that title combined with my dave slider icon would be glorious.

    ...i need sleep.
     
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  12. Lizardlicks

    Lizardlicks Friendly Neighborhood Lizard

    I think the swears that aren't actually swearing are the most fun, though nothing replaces a good bleepfest. Some choice ones from friends and familiy:
    • Poodles!
    • Aw biscuits.
    • Son of a scum sucking, Siberian, snow pimp!
    • Douche cookie
    • Ass waffle
    • EISENHOWEEEER!
     
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  13. Tropylium

    Tropylium New Member

    I've been looking for an occasion to use the phrase "what the shitting dicknipples" for a while now, but it seems I am either good at keeping my distance to stupefyingly bizarre things, or close to 20 years on the internet have desensitivized me to a lot of things that might have once warranted that.

    So… free curse given to a good home, I guess?
     
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  14. unknownanonymous

    unknownanonymous i am inimitable, i am an original|18+

    have you checked out the tumblr.txt thread in Fine Imported Drama yet? (or just the Imported Drama posted there in general?) 'cause there's gotta be at least one thing on there that merits the response, "what the shitting dicknipples," haha. :D
     
  15. Acey

    Acey let’s form a band! let’s take a stand!

    You've been on the internet for nearly 20 years and you only just learned about that pic? 0_0

    (Lucky.)
     
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  16. Tropylium

    Tropylium New Member

    Nah, I've been aware of the concept for longer.
     
  17. Rongeur

    Rongeur ~Heartless Bitch Extraordinaire~

    Courtesy of my dad, I have "humpin' bollocks" "humpin molloy" and "mamaluke" (all used as perjoratives for an unpleasant situation/object/person). Plenty of straight-up swearing too, but those are the most amusing IMO.

    My personal favorite genre of swear is the "swear combined with either an obscene or vaguely alliterative verb" type - shit-shining, dick-trimming, fuck-sucking, cock-mongering, etc. The more nonsensical the action it describes, the better.
     
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  18. pixels

    pixels hiatus / only back to vent

    Necropost, but bookmarking this thread and adding a few (hah, a few, HAH)
    • twatty, as an adjective
    • cankerous, as an adjective
    • taintchafing
    • memelord
    • taintpimple
    • canker sore
    • dillweed (already mentioned)
    • dipstick
    • fuckpustule
    • fuckmongrel
    • fuckwhistle
    • Jesus Herbert Walker Christ
    • limp-licking fucksuck (not mine)
    • an entire bag of dicks
    • maybe even five whole dicks
    • what in the seven-layer nachos
    • black hole of intellectual compromise
    • shut your cockholster
    • go step on a lego
    • fuck me sideways in the ear with a rusty lawn rake
    • that really sandpapered (chafed) my asshole
    • i hope you are late to every job interview you ever have because you're on the toilet with diarrhoea
     
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  19. TwoBrokenMirrors

    TwoBrokenMirrors Merely a whitebait in the mayo of life

    The other day i was driving in the dark and had to brake a bit hard at a junction and ended up saying 'KING HAROLD'S HAIRY FUCKING BALLS' and I have no idea where that came from but I rather like it.

    Edit: Oh! And my year 7 english teacher's favourite thing I ever did was make a character's favoured expletive 'NELSON'S KNICKERS!'
     
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  20. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

    i recently stumbled across the realization that "are you pooping me right now" is infinitely funnier than "are you shitting me"
     
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