Lord almighty, that's a dick.

i honestly think everyone's freaking out a bit too much? i mean it used to be pretty common for cartoon network to do this sort of thing, no one thought the grim adventures of the KND was gonna work either, but i though it was pretty great. hell even nickelodeon did it with the jimmy timmy power hour, which i loved as a kid! it's a good way for shows to swap and share fans, and uncle grandpa isn't that bad! it's supposed to be funny and mindless, like spongebob.

that's just my opinion anyways. then again, i'm pretty biased when it comes to needless crossovers.

 

yeah the "freaking out" is unnecessary, even if i'm a bit like, "steven universe... uncle grandpa... are you suuuuuuure?" (answer: yes they are very sure.)

and i liked the jimmy timmy power hours, even if they did/do raise fic-writing conundrums for me - when it comes to referencing stuff from them and stuff. like, about how much gets brought in with a reference to them and whatever. stuff like that.

so yeah... i'm sure it'll be basically alright, anyway.

 

One of my Homestuck fancharacters enjoys making dick jokes and uses dildokind. This is a great thread. Keep going, please.

 

I just want you all to know that there is a mattress company in Lebanon known as "FAP" and...they have billboards

Spoiler: thank you google image search

 

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Good job Vermont.

 

Wow.

 

that makes me so happy

 

Spoiler: unfortunate photoshopping

I think the intention was to note that the fabric had ventilating qualities but...

 

I go to a school whose mascot is a cock (as in the bird, roosters used in cock fighting). So a lot of our merchandise has "Go Cocks!" on it. I've heard that someone gave John Barrowman one of our hats and he had no idea it was a sports things.

 

I know people who NEED that hat.

 

Well, depending on your view, it's a team sport even if it has nothing to do with sportsball. *dons GO COCKS underwear*

 

That reminds me of the typo I made while texting my mom the other day (we were coordinating a meeting place by Safeway):



More on-topic, Golden Gaytime. It's an Australian ice cream treat, and the tagline is "It's hard to have a Gaytime on your own." Seriously.

Finally, this amazing exchange from a chat I'm in. (a ghost who is dead = me, btw.)

 

brings this thread back

Spoiler: well what other kind of wood would it be for

 

How did I miss this before?? I need that flock for a reaction pic.

 

Spoiler: To balance out all the phallic shapes in this thread have a yonic shape!

p.s. this is actually for sale

 

@Vacuum Energy i thought that was a vagina-themed mini coffin
apparently not

 

not precisely this but... look:
tumblr link

 

Wow. That sounds more like a proctologist's tool than a mechanic's.

 

After reading this thread, I immediately went down to our kitchen to get a photo of what I refer to in my head as 'The Unfortunate Cactus'. It grew in to this shape over the past few years, and no one in our family is acknowledging how hilarious it is, despite the fact that it's right at eye level when you're washing up at the sink.

Spoiler: The Unfortunate Cactus

 

@Nertbugs
that's a fuzzy dong :v