Boat Trolls planning thread! (full of spoilers, non-players enter at your own risk)

hey what if bel sees aspera senior and has a terrible moment of oh no he's hot. because, oh no, he is hot. also you can't tell me he hasn't had a few fantasies about 'a really handsome superior officer wants to teach me a few boner-related things and it's not a violation of protocol because he's so handsome'.

erskin would consider even attention paid to his dad complimentary, because werewolf eugenics. 'yes, my dad is hot. i too am hot. my children will also probably be hot. we breed true for hotness.'

 

>:D

reggie is not at all into boys, much less boys his son is dating, but he'd be very 'haha i've still got it' about the whole thing.

 

EDITING INFODUMPS DOWN IS SO HARD.

i'm bad at being concise when it's late, i hope all that was like... coherent and relevant and shit.

 

roach: *goes to college class*
roach: THIS IS TOO MUCH EXPOSITION

 

i'm dozing off! and it's 3, so i think i'm gonna call it a night. seeeeeee you later!

 

i think erskin has a pretty advanced vocabulary as a human because that's the sort of english he learned to understand, his dad's urbane college-educated snob kind of english, even if he didn't speak it much. if anything, he might have a harder time 'dumbing' his language down, because he'd have to think about which words were too long or inappropriate or whatever, and doesn't have the context of 'well i only learned this word when i was eleven'. i think a lot of little kids raised by wordy parents end up like that until socialization gives them more context into what words are more 'age' appropriate. which erskin would have skipped, too. also i think as a kid he would have been chided for falling back on like, 'me want snack' or 'fuck this shit', so the more precisely he could phrase things, as a human, the better. articulate, erskin!

 

Reggie: ...in conclusion, James Bond is a weenie, and now you know who you want to grow up to be, Bel.

Erskin: I bit a guy. I'm a good boy.

 

What if Erskin gets like, radio-tagged, so wherever he's gone off to in the world Bel knows and can come meet him. That would be really cute.