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My update notifier went and it was so surreal, and I thought it may have been in error, but there actually is an update aaaaaaaaa

 

!!!

 

dammit

I still have act 6 act 5 to go through
hopefully i can read the update before spring break is over

 

Godspeed.

 

I have a week

LETS DO THIS

the search function says i'm less than halfway through
greaaaaaaat

 

x

Very much excite

 

Oh god I can't remember what's going on at all

Also I feel like I need to preface every homestuck post I make or reblog with a 'haha obviously i don't actually care about this trash anymore guys, i'm totally over it, i'm just into it ironically' and that's just... fuck that, fuck that shit, that's not what I'm here for, I want to unapologetically immerse myself in the homestuck fandom for this brief reunion and get properly hyped and properly invested because honestly it is so much more fun to enjoy something genuinely than ironically? Everything is more fun when you're invested? I care(d?) too much about Homestuck way back when it was still a Huge Thing for me to just let the end go by without embracing it? why will my brain not let me enjoy thing without shame, gah

 

Holy crap I guess I won't be on tumblr and will try to re-read a lot, very fast.

I am SO -EXCIT-ED! (8c

 

@Erica You can unironically enjoy it with me, who still hasn't finished act 6 act 5
and is super into it right now

 

I thought my enthusiasm for this fucking comic was dead god fucking damn you Hussie I hate you now take my money. Again.

 

Spoiler: spoiop

YESSS SPADES RETURNS I AM SO HAPPY. THIS IS WHAT I WAS WAITING FOR. i can finally have resolution for the loss of my faves. i finally get to see their douchebag leader again. everything is wonderful. also i wonder what the felt are gonna do with an "english" in front of them?

 

I UNIRONICALLY LOVE HOMESTUCK AND NO ONE WILL STOP ME FROM DOING SO

 

i have been waiting for this

Spoiler: update

spade vs jackenglish vs dogjack

let the three of them get in an incredibly stupid fight while everyone else goes "well okay, you guys do that"

eta more accurate names

 

*screams*

 

My body is not ready.

 

THE END IS NIGH.

 

oh shit ive hit trickster stuff
lets see how much of this i can take at once

edit; ACT 6 ACT 5 ACT 2 HERE I COME

 

I can't remember how long the Act 6 Act 5 acts are. (I can't believe that's a sentence that makes any kind of sense. Hussie why.) If I start over at Act 6 Act 5 Act 1 how far behind you am I??
(i just reread from the rosemary kiss ok my darling children god i remember being so excited)
Also I'd forgotten that the alpha kids actually spent quite a lot of time in their session, doing actual game stuff. Feels like that's good to remember.
(the absolutely trickiest part rn is keeping track of the jacks i mean what is even going on with that are there guides??)

 

I just hit Tricksters: alchemize

so....

on the search thing, green is where I amright now, red is start f act 6 act 5 act 2
*shrug*

 

I'ma do a summary of the stuff that came up in the upd8 for those of you who don't remember what's going on.

Spoiler: PREVIOUSLY

So robo-Spades is the version from the beta troll's session who got blown to heck but still wants to kill Lord English. The one flying by is from the alpha kid's session. He got thrown in Prospit jail and was broken out by Caliborn when he possessed Spades via Cal, I think. Anyway he's possessed and trying to get... somewhere, who knows. The doggy versions of Spades and PM are still flying towards the Alpha session as well but we haven't seen them yet, I'm sure we will. Fuck I forget what English was doing but he had a job? That's the only part I can't remember.