TFs: DARE TO BE STUPID

Discussion in 'Fan Town' started by itsAlana, Aug 28, 2015.

  1. applechime

    applechime "well, you know, a very — a very crunchy person."

    "Stubborn, and frustrating — but wonderful! And to think, I will never see you again."

    tragic all on its own, thanks, but for a 2x combob it's overlayed on drift and ratchet, and drift's departure, m'just sayin'
    I'm
    Just
    Sayin'
    Edit:
    and fuck you, atomizer, for that fuckin' pipe to the head
    AMONG!! OTHER!!! THINGS!!!
     
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  2. Lambda

    Lambda everything happens so much

    I think everyone else has already listed most of my ships, with the glaring omission of Red Alert/Fort Max. I'm not confident enough to write it, but it'd be great if I could.
    (I wish Inferno actually had a speaking part in mtmte, because then I'd just go for Inferno/Red Alert. That was one of my few g1 ships)
     
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  3. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    i hate you for kicking my feelings when they are down how do i subscribe to the newsletter? :')

    "Cyclonus? I've just had some stupid news" THAT IS THE WORST WAY TO PHRASE TAHT EVER OH HONEY
    HOLY FUCK THAT'S TERRIBLE
    "you've lived a fullfilled life" ACTUALLY DOC
    GOD this is awful D:
    uhhhh cy that's a pretty intense reaction. honey. I don't think tailgate would like you mutilating your face
    Well that's exciting. i'm glad rodimus can be excited about things. and he's not shoving his feelings about Magnus aside to never deal with them AT ALL
    "Listen to me. Never Hope. Hope is a lie." CYCLONUS SHUUUUUUT UP
    though it's really really sweet that he insisted on bringing tailgate along for the experience :'(
    "Nineteen-eighty-four" NO FUCK OFF OMINOUS ARC WORDS ARE FORBIDDEN
    okay wtf is seventeen-twenty-one about? STOP SAYING RANDOM NUMBERS
    "Need a hand" FUCK OFF PHARMA
    edited to add
    ALSO CAN I JUST MENTION HOW RODIMUS NEVER STOPS PEOPLE FROM DOING INADVISABLE SHIT LIKE TRYING TO HARVEST A RARE GLOWY GREEN SPARK WITHOUT THE RELEVANT SKILL?
     
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  4. applechime

    applechime "well, you know, a very — a very crunchy person."

    yyYES fort max and Red Alert, they are SO GOOD!!
     
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  5. applechime

    applechime "well, you know, a very — a very crunchy person."

    "Convention dictates that I put this to a vote, but, truth be told, I've already decided that we're going through that thing, and to pretend otherwise would be dishonest."

    CAPTAIN OF THE CENTURY
     
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  6. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    HE IS AWFUL AND I LOVE HIM AND MY HEART BLEEDS TEARS OF SORROW EVERYTIME HE MAKES THE SURPRISED SAD FACE
    BEERPONG DAD WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME
     
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  7. spockandawe

    spockandawe soft and woolen and writhing with curiosity

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  8. applechime

    applechime "well, you know, a very — a very crunchy person."

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  9. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    Brainstorm you beautiful darling taht gun is hilarious.
    skids is a glorious cocky nerd and i love him.
    the way tailgate hugs rodimus around the waist to hold onto him during the chase gives me life.
    Also can we all acknowledge that tailgate totally got to rest his face on the glorious booty of our captain there? okay? cool? good. Moving on
    "Put your arms around my neck and hold on tight" it got uncomfortable that fast, huh rodimus?
    Tyrest is awful and I can understand rodimus, but... really rodimus? REALLY?
    "Two drops turn a handgun into a banned gun" ilu brainstorm
    "Yeah? I prefer to think of them as forceful expressions of innocence" i love you so much tailgate
    I cringed when Tailgate said "Domey" and i can understand why CD shut him down. OUCH.
    "Yeah you here that? It's the glorious sound of the past tense" please apply ice to that burn, Pharma.
    OH FUCK YOU NOT SKIDS AS WELL
    STOP HAVING PEOPLE STAB MY FAVES
    STOP REDUCING MY FAVES TO SPARKS WITH FACES TOO WTF IS WRONG WITH THE PEOPLE WRITING THIS SERIES?
    FUCK BUT THAT'S TERRIFYING
    MY POOR DARLING RATCHET D:
    FUCK MAN WHY THEY KEEP DOIN THIS? MAGNUS MUST BE SUFFERING D:
     
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  10. applechime

    applechime "well, you know, a very — a very crunchy person."

    MY FIRST BLASTER™
    BIG GRIP FOR LITTLE HANDS

    Edit: Also!!!!

    "Tailgate, you realize that whenever you try to sound awestruck, you actually sound critical and incredulous."

    RODIMUS......
     
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  11. Allenna

    Allenna I am not a Dragon. Or a Robot. Really.

    Welcome to the Ship of Love and Pain. We cry on tuesdays.
     
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  12. applechime

    applechime "well, you know, a very — a very crunchy person."

    personally i like to squeeze in some unscheduled crying every now and then, just to be spontaneous
     
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  13. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    that line is so Rodimus it hurts.
     
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  14. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    I mean I'm filling my quota on spontaneous bursts of tear in under a week here. I hope they pay extra for going over the quota
     
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  15. chaoticArbiter

    chaoticArbiter an actual shiny eevee (destroyer of worlds)

    they don't
     
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  16. applechime

    applechime "well, you know, a very — a very crunchy person."

    extra tears do not roll over into the next week, unfortunately!! you'll have to cry just as much next time, them's the rules
     
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  17. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    well damn. But I wouldn't wanna be a ~rule breaker~
    please tell me there is terrible high school AU fanfic where Magnus is a strict teacher and Rodimus is the Hot Teacher and Rodimus keeps going "Ooooo look I used a ballpoint pen to grade this that's slightly the wrong shade of red what will you do" "Take you on my desk I suppose" Rodimus just SPITS HIS COFFEE
     
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  18. chaoticArbiter

    chaoticArbiter an actual shiny eevee (destroyer of worlds)

    I would read the hell out of this
     
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  19. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    i don't have character voices down yet
    I can't write this
    why do i want to write this?
     
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  20. applechime

    applechime "well, you know, a very — a very crunchy person."

    Speaking of fic,
    ohhh man I finally got around to reading this jazz/soundwave longfic and i know almost nothing about either character (which is good because i'm preeetty sure it's completely OOC, and that would render the fic unreadable to me if i knew them well) and. it is so entirely My Shit..... it's awful, like just. totally morally reprehensible, and it is ticking ALLLL my boxes, enough so that I have managed to ignore dozens of TF fic pet peeves (usually I'll nope out after one or two)

    hnnnngh drown me in psychological torment and cruel gentleness and sensual, nonsexual intimacy......... i love... intentionally cultivated stockholm syndrome......
     
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