Spoiler: 16 "Stubborn, and frustrating — but wonderful! And to think, I will never see you again." tragic all on its own, thanks, but for a 2x combob it's overlayed on drift and ratchet, and drift's departure, m'just sayin' I'm Just Sayin' Edit: Spoiler: 16 and fuck you, atomizer, for that fuckin' pipe to the head Spoiler: up to 51 AMONG!! OTHER!!! THINGS!!!
I think everyone else has already listed most of my ships, with the glaring omission of Red Alert/Fort Max. I'm not confident enough to write it, but it'd be great if I could. (I wish Inferno actually had a speaking part in mtmte, because then I'd just go for Inferno/Red Alert. That was one of my few g1 ships)
i hate you for kicking my feelings when they are down how do i subscribe to the newsletter? :') Spoiler: issue 17 "Cyclonus? I've just had some stupid news" THAT IS THE WORST WAY TO PHRASE TAHT EVER OH HONEY HOLY FUCK THAT'S TERRIBLE "you've lived a fullfilled life" ACTUALLY DOC GOD this is awful D: uhhhh cy that's a pretty intense reaction. honey. I don't think tailgate would like you mutilating your face Well that's exciting. i'm glad rodimus can be excited about things. and he's not shoving his feelings about Magnus aside to never deal with them AT ALL "Listen to me. Never Hope. Hope is a lie." CYCLONUS SHUUUUUUT UP though it's really really sweet that he insisted on bringing tailgate along for the experience :'( "Nineteen-eighty-four" NO FUCK OFF OMINOUS ARC WORDS ARE FORBIDDEN okay wtf is seventeen-twenty-one about? STOP SAYING RANDOM NUMBERS "Need a hand" FUCK OFF PHARMA edited to add Spoiler: still issue 17 ALSO CAN I JUST MENTION HOW RODIMUS NEVER STOPS PEOPLE FROM DOING INADVISABLE SHIT LIKE TRYING TO HARVEST A RARE GLOWY GREEN SPARK WITHOUT THE RELEVANT SKILL?
Spoiler: 17 "Convention dictates that I put this to a vote, but, truth be told, I've already decided that we're going through that thing, and to pretend otherwise would be dishonest." CAPTAIN OF THE CENTURY
HE IS AWFUL AND I LOVE HIM AND MY HEART BLEEDS TEARS OF SORROW EVERYTIME HE MAKES THE SURPRISED SAD FACE BEERPONG DAD WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME
Shit, guys I think I might have found another cross-stitch project http://glovestudiosart.tumblr.com/p...d-a-cover-for-mtmte-51-joana-lafuente-colored Goddammit I was only just starting to get my life back I'm a good person I don't deserve this
Spoiler: issue 18 Brainstorm you beautiful darling taht gun is hilarious. skids is a glorious cocky nerd and i love him. the way tailgate hugs rodimus around the waist to hold onto him during the chase gives me life. Also can we all acknowledge that tailgate totally got to rest his face on the glorious booty of our captain there? okay? cool? good. Moving on "Put your arms around my neck and hold on tight" it got uncomfortable that fast, huh rodimus? Tyrest is awful and I can understand rodimus, but... really rodimus? REALLY? "Two drops turn a handgun into a banned gun" ilu brainstorm "Yeah? I prefer to think of them as forceful expressions of innocence" i love you so much tailgate I cringed when Tailgate said "Domey" and i can understand why CD shut him down. OUCH. "Yeah you here that? It's the glorious sound of the past tense" please apply ice to that burn, Pharma. OH FUCK YOU NOT SKIDS AS WELL STOP HAVING PEOPLE STAB MY FAVES STOP REDUCING MY FAVES TO SPARKS WITH FACES TOO WTF IS WRONG WITH THE PEOPLE WRITING THIS SERIES? FUCK BUT THAT'S TERRIFYING MY POOR DARLING RATCHET D: FUCK MAN WHY THEY KEEP DOIN THIS? MAGNUS MUST BE SUFFERING D:
MY FIRST BLASTER™ BIG GRIP FOR LITTLE HANDS Edit: Also!!!! "Tailgate, you realize that whenever you try to sound awestruck, you actually sound critical and incredulous." RODIMUS......
I mean I'm filling my quota on spontaneous bursts of tear in under a week here. I hope they pay extra for going over the quota
extra tears do not roll over into the next week, unfortunately!! you'll have to cry just as much next time, them's the rules
well damn. But I wouldn't wanna be a ~rule breaker~ please tell me there is terrible high school AU fanfic where Magnus is a strict teacher and Rodimus is the Hot Teacher and Rodimus keeps going "Ooooo look I used a ballpoint pen to grade this that's slightly the wrong shade of red what will you do" "Take you on my desk I suppose" Rodimus just SPITS HIS COFFEE
Speaking of fic, Spoiler: long!! ohhh man I finally got around to reading this jazz/soundwave longfic and i know almost nothing about either character (which is good because i'm preeetty sure it's completely OOC, and that would render the fic unreadable to me if i knew them well) and. it is so entirely My Shit..... it's awful, like just. totally morally reprehensible, and it is ticking ALLLL my boxes, enough so that I have managed to ignore dozens of TF fic pet peeves (usually I'll nope out after one or two) hnnnngh drown me in psychological torment and cruel gentleness and sensual, nonsexual intimacy......... i love... intentionally cultivated stockholm syndrome......